He's gonna lose his teeth eating those crunchy ass bagels
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Ah'm wearing ma speccy specs, ma Primark lumberjack tap, ma purple leggings and ma burgundy Vans.Omg I am buckled at the latest "ad" it gave me pure Declan vibesiydkgtk
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Les Dennis: we asked 100 people what smell does Christmas have
Beaky McKnight: stink
Les: if it's up there I will give you the money myself! Our survey said
Home Bargains and Joy of Clean are secret tattlers, pass it oan
Howling
To the lovely Scots on here....please can you tell me what the hell is that on the breakfast plate????? Is it #bespoke to a Scottish breakfast?? #IDKBIKTGTK
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The 12 #stinksofchristmas
Gonzo version
1. Turkey and stuffing sharts
2. Rayn's litter tray
3. Devil's lettuce
4. Slow cooker slop
5. Salt soup revenge
6. Rat (in the attic)
7. Burnt air freshener (sprayed directly on tree lights)
8. Criss and joos
9. Musty damp walls
10. Burnt airfryer pizza bagels
11. Bumming fort on the morning after the night before
12. Frebreeze
Gonzo version
1. Turkey and stuffing sharts
2. Rayn's litter tray
3. Devil's lettuce
4. Slow cooker slop
5. Salt soup revenge
6. Rat (in the attic)
7. Burnt air freshener (sprayed directly on tree lights)
8. Criss and joos
9. Musty damp walls
10. Burnt airfryer pizza bagels
11. Bumming fort on the morning after the night before
12. Frebreeze
Square sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
fRebreeze #ad, blimey. Screaming here. 
That shirt he's got on, looks like tit stripes on it.
Glorious ad preserved for @mammaof3 to add to the wiki, cos I cant, as fik.
That shirt he's got on, looks like tit stripes on it.Glorious ad preserved for @mammaof3 to add to the wiki, cos I cant, as fik.
Right, which one of your trolls is Head of Marketing for Home Bargains and threw a hunnerd poond to Mario as your Secret Danta gift to us all?
I’m actually shocked that he’d post himself to social media with #StinksOfChristmas in front of his ugly mug. It’s hilarious.
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Cleaning with Mario #114 #StinksOfDesperation. Factual.
I’m actually shocked that he’d post himself to social media with #StinksOfChristmas in front of his ugly mug. It’s hilarious.
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Cleaning with Mario #114 #StinksOfDesperation. Factual.
I'm an Ayrshire lass born and bred and even I wasnae sure if that wis actually meant to be square sausage so thank you ma lovelie. It's a fair size and nae really aw that square lookin. So aye.Square sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
I could go on and on....The 12 #stinksofchristmas
Gonzo version
1. Turkey and stuffing sharts
2. Rayn's litter tray
3. Devil's lettuce
4. Slow cooker slop
5. Salt soup revenge
6. Rat (in the attic)
7. Burnt air freshener (sprayed directly on tree lights)
8. Criss and joos
9. Musty damp walls
10. Burnt airfryer pizza bagels
11. Bumming fort on the morning after the night before
12. Frebreeze
Honking hoosecoat
Shart skidders
Sweaty slippers
And so forth, also.
Youse urni Krystal Meth oaf cameltoe fame ur ye hen?
Hello ma lovelies. So I am again several threads behind, but I have ma criss and joos ready and I am gonna treat mysel and catch up on the bizarre world of oor Marion and get up to date. Back soon 
Oh hens, the more I watch the more things I find to laugh at. It’s like Peter Kay has written the world’s shittiest influencer.
Little Derek and his mittens!
Why is the fool Frebreezing his bleeping Christmas tree?? Like, I think it stinks, but not like that.
Little Derek and his mittens!
Why is the fool Frebreezing his bleeping Christmas tree?? Like, I think it stinks, but not like that.
It’s no meant to look as pink as that though is it hen? No had it in years, I prefer a proper sausageSquare sausage, proper name is lorne sausage, a Scottish delicacy ma lovelie
so aye
Stinks of Christmas hahahaha I’m deeeeeeed 
I’m actually deeder than Deek and my 
is still howling over this
hahahaha I’m deeeeeeed I’m actually deeder than Deek and my is still howling over this Naw am urni ma lovlie. I mean, ma brother is a bit weird but ah dinnae think he kens whit a wax melt even is. And he's never tae ma knowledge decorated a Christmas tree in his puff.
When Christmas absolutely stinks
He looks like the child catcher in that advert, if you take the specs off
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