STINKS OF CHRISTMAS
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So his house is gonna reek of shite? Great advertisement there Marion. Always gets it so spectacularly wrong.
Ffs, please tell me they didn't pay this amateur to promote their products 
Why on earth did he have to mention the stink that's going to go down in the flat 
And having family and friends over. Piss off Mario, you hardly get visitors
Why on earth did he have to mention the stink that's going to go down in the flat And having family and friends over. Piss off Mario, you hardly get visitors
Stick a fork in me I'm done what an absolute clown. The greggories and the shacket, wtf stinks of Christmas, I'm honestly decked. God love ya HB, that #Ad will have me laughing till Easter
what an absolute clown. The greggories and the shacket, wtf stinks of Christmas, I'm honestly decked. God love ya HB, that #Ad will have me laughing till Easter
Omfg
Stinks of Christmas
He looks like where’s Wally also
Someone plz change the word on the plug in from smart to shart
Stinks of Christmas
He looks like where’s Wally also
Someone plz change the word on the plug in from smart to shart
Seriously though, he really needs to stay away from doing those recorded adverts because he's shite!
Oh my god that ad!! I’ve a need for a Tena lady ma lovelies. Going to be entertaining friends and family? Are you feck cos they hate you
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Check out Gonzo thinking he’s the bees knees recording his special Christmas stinks advert. Too many things to unpick here, but I’m not sure the toilet odours needed to be mentioned, and get tae duck will he be entertaining any friends (he has none) or family (they hate him) over the festive period. Also. And Deek standing there gormlessly holding the basket, with his children’s Boss trainers on, too bleeping funny
The #stinksofchristmas hashtag has ended me. 
Why the #stinkofchristmas? Less than 10 posts with that hash tag. I’m embarrassed for him. No one needs to know that you and Deed Deek will be stinking the place out over Christmas don’t lie try make out you family and “friends” will be coming round to try your m&s Christmas dinner and using your toilet.
That’s me been put off my dinner now. Cheers Marion
Marion has the eBay version of the Tom Ford round frame specs, women in my work has the real ones they very nice I must say no Marion’s they look weird.
Does he even go to specsavers?
That’s me been put off my dinner now. Cheers Marion
Marion has the eBay version of the Tom Ford round frame specs, women in my work has the real ones they very nice I must say no Marion’s they look weird.
Does he even go to specsavers?
Frebreeze!! Can’t even bleeping say the name of the tit he’s advertising.Naw, he’s no real. He’s a bespoke AI creation. I’m howling at that video
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#stinksofChristmas. Fucks sake Martin just stop. You're terrible
I've just watched it again and he really does feck the name up
He can't get anything right.And why is everything nostalgic with him. Tit!.
Have they paid him for that advert? What a joke! Pretending like he has friends or family over 
what a liar. I suppose when your toilet is 2ft from your kitchen, it probably does stink of Christmas sharts though. So no lies there.
what a liar. I suppose when your toilet is 2ft from your kitchen, it probably does stink of Christmas sharts though. So no lies there.
The stink has creased me hahahah I hope they’ve written that bespoke script for him knowing he blows the shitter up every night 
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Wee deeks haudin the basket with his murder gloves on , trackies and Hugo boss gutties on
I've not seen the ad yet and I'm already laughing at your thoughts and screenshots. He looks like a wee fuzzy wurum in that top and with the bespoke ebay glasses also. I'm sure he's said before he's been prescribed glasses for his Kerry katonas and doesn't wear them then complains about his eyesight. Idiot. Factual.
He looks like a wee fuzzy wurum in that top and with the bespoke ebay glasses also. I'm sure he's said before he's been prescribed glasses for his Kerry katonas and doesn't wear them then complains about his eyesight. Idiot. Factual.That’s not the official hashtag…Surely not.
In my experience brands tell you exactly what text and exact hashtags to use, the ‘influencer’ and I use that term loosely literally have to copy and paste. They are allowed to ‘content create’ ‘organically’ and depending on brand/terms it will need to be approved. If a brand is paying then they want reach, engagement, return and value for money. If you screw up, you’ll never work for the brand again.
So aye.
In my experience brands tell you exactly what text and exact hashtags to use, the ‘influencer’ and I use that term loosely literally have to copy and paste. They are allowed to ‘content create’ ‘organically’ and depending on brand/terms it will need to be approved. If a brand is paying then they want reach, engagement, return and value for money. If you screw up, you’ll never work for the brand again.
So aye.
Did that imbecile need a recipe book for those bagels. He's on form today
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