Where's the bumming fort tho, feel quite cheated. I bet he couldn't face the jokes again.
I’ve fairly been clutching ma beak the day *wipes away fake tear*He even moved the ugg slippers for the second posetattle really does live rent free in his empty head
Also, without the usual stretch filter, that living room looks so small and cluttered
Mincing with mazWhat 40 year old wears hi tops? What an affront he is. Can imagine him mincing around like he's Mr Populardeluded idiot
I'm with you on the Converse. I never ever wanted a pair as a kid because l thought they were a poor kids sand shoe as well as uglyHe seems tae be trying tae compete with that griftin cunt ptwm for huvvin the maist tasteless claes and shin that designers pit their name tae, only difference is she is scamming a livin oot o sellin hersel and weans tae the tune o aboot 20k a month so at least she can afford tae luk like a total cheap fanny, maz canny. I'd hate tae think ma life wis ruled by trying tae compete with aw these fake no marks that really believe they are suhin special. Also maz ye luk like a big bag o jobbies, ye just canny polish a turd.
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Also, I know a lot of folk love them but I can't understand the attraction for Converse, as a wean I lived in Canada and these type of shoes were worn by nearly all the kids, they were cheap and ugly and I never wanted them, they were literally forced upon kids, and I'm taking the 1960's/70's. So I can't figure why they are so popular now.
This reminds me of the Crocs that he treatit us all to a look at in the summer. They had ‘Dior’ and ‘Louis Vuitton’ charrrums stuck on themHe certainly used to, but they were completely fake. If I remember rightly, they weren’t even repurposed books covered, but cardboard boxes covered to look like designer books.
I never understood that trend - a photographic coffee table book that you can flip through the pages is a beautiful thing. A cardboard box dressed as a book with Dior badly printed on the “spine” is not….
Naw, he's a parody account, huz tae be.Those fucking leggings
Oi Martin, no goat a dryrobe like Hinch and Greedychops?The state of this narcissist
Is that a woman's padded coat he has on, because my niece has one similar when she walks the dog.
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Just be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.Men in leggings is a massive ick, especially if they’re not even going for a run
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I thought the wee fud hated Glasgow?!?
When l see Derek in pictures like that, it's like he's Mario's little bitch who does as he's told or else he'll smack himJust be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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Gonni send this tae hispals.
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See Deek has got his disgusting gums hidden away for this one, is that in case we go on about his gingivitis again?Just be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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Gonni send this tae hispals.
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That's a dead pint and I would send that rite back. But to be honest, it looks like weak blackcurrant juiceJust be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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Gonni send this tae hispals.
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