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Icantwiththesepeople
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Had a crock pot before. Never used it. Assume he binned it. So he bought a new one even though he never used the last one. Make it make sense.
Babybail93
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Is this a comb over/forward? 
Madge2022
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Thanks ma lovelies, ah huv been overwhelmed wi aw ma DMs oan this app. Nearly crashed it after OH told me the rang lane oan the roundabout and started shouting at me like ah hud used the guests Jo Malone haun wash. So ah'll be me daeing a Mrs Bobbit and cutting aff his boaby the night and nae debates.
Madge2022
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Freefalling
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He's a fanny 
we could all blooter £'s on new decorations but who wants too? I love seeing all the decorations I've collected over the years, they range from Macy's/Harrods/Jenners to the tat my kids have made with wine corks and buttons, I love the memories. I've got some that belonged to my parents and a light up ceramic church Ive seen yearly since I was a kid, I still have my childhood stocking my mum's stitched my name on every year I want the change to some more aesthetically pleasing decorations but I just don't think it would be the same plus I'd rather use any money on memories with ma wains + Mr Freefalling 
Enjoy your two months of the Grinch, sitting in that damp wee room + kitchen, no fun, no memories, just you and didums
we could all blooter £'s on new decorations but who wants too? I love seeing all the decorations I've collected over the years, they range from Macy's/Harrods/Jenners to the tat my kids have made with wine corks and buttons, I love the memories. I've got some that belonged to my parents and a light up ceramic church Ive seen yearly since I was a kid, I still have my childhood stocking my mum's stitched my name on every year I want the change to some more aesthetically pleasing decorations but I just don't think it would be the same plus I'd rather use any money on memories with ma wains + Mr Freefalling Enjoy your two months of the Grinch, sitting in that damp wee room + kitchen, no fun, no memories, just you and didums
menopausalmargrit
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How has he descaled his kettle when we don’t actually get any limescale in our water in Scotland? I had to go and check ma kettle that I’ve had for 4 years to see if I’m doing it aw wrong but no sign of any limescale.
The lies he tells are just ridiculous now.
The lies he tells are just ridiculous now.
Icantwiththesepeople
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I wonder who the lucky recipients of the Quality Street will be after he DEMANDED someone else buy him a £350 advent calendar…
Babybail93
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Fucks sake. Rinse and repeat. Who has lit her tampon string about cleaners AGAIN?!
Ambergambler
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Just seen this post below from declutterdollies on Stacey Solomon’s SYLO.
Nice to see some influencers talk some sense, should have read this first Mario
My annual bug bear and reminder
Soon you will see every influencer and their dog advertising beauty advent calendars!
Please only spend your hard earnt disposable income that you have in abundance at the moment on products you actually love rather than 24 products that have no relevance to your skin type or preferences.
If you think you will use every product, then amazing, but let me tell you, you won't.
If it was tailored to you specifically, every skin care product every colour of lipstick every candle scent then whoop de wooo!!!!
BTW its not !!!!! Its generic, you are not special, you are one of thousands who waste hundreds on products that won't ever be used that will collect dust in your drawers and cupboards.
Spend the money on products you love and know.
Beauty departments have all the products you want to try and test for free in samples.
You can simply walk into the store and test it, see if it works, see if you like the smell of the candle, the colour of the lip stick or the shade of eyeshadow!
So just think before you click buy now please.
Spend your money on things you love.
Better yet, instead of thinking you are that person who needs a present everyday in the run up to Christmas, why don't you join my challenge and give something to someone who really needs something to make them smile.
Call me Scrooge if you like .... but remember my job here is to slow your spending on useless things that's fill your home and drawers and go out of date before you even use them, or that end up in a charity bag or the bin!
Just think this year..... that's all I want you to do.
I can't stop you doing what you want, but I can know I've advised you.
Bah Humbug
Nice to see some influencers talk some sense, should have read this first Mario
My annual bug bear and reminder
Soon you will see every influencer and their dog advertising beauty advent calendars!
Please only spend your hard earnt disposable income that you have in abundance at the moment on products you actually love rather than 24 products that have no relevance to your skin type or preferences.
If you think you will use every product, then amazing, but let me tell you, you won't.
If it was tailored to you specifically, every skin care product every colour of lipstick every candle scent then whoop de wooo!!!!
BTW its not !!!!! Its generic, you are not special, you are one of thousands who waste hundreds on products that won't ever be used that will collect dust in your drawers and cupboards.
Spend the money on products you love and know.
Beauty departments have all the products you want to try and test for free in samples.
You can simply walk into the store and test it, see if it works, see if you like the smell of the candle, the colour of the lip stick or the shade of eyeshadow!
So just think before you click buy now please.
Spend your money on things you love.
Better yet, instead of thinking you are that person who needs a present everyday in the run up to Christmas, why don't you join my challenge and give something to someone who really needs something to make them smile.
Call me Scrooge if you like .... but remember my job here is to slow your spending on useless things that's fill your home and drawers and go out of date before you even use them, or that end up in a charity bag or the bin!
Just think this year..... that's all I want you to do.
I can't stop you doing what you want, but I can know I've advised you.
Bah Humbug
I read the comments I assume he’s slagging off! A couple of ladies just saying they don’t change their themes as they can’t afford it, they weren’t bitchy or disrespectful but look at the way this little scrote has reacted?!
a wee bit of a reality check for you Mario! Not everyone can spunk money up the wall just for the gram like yourself. Disgusting little cretin
twilightgarden
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Imagine oor Marion on Come Dine With Me He would host his "dinner party" at his brother's and make on it was his hoose.
Starter: Criss & Joos (Barr Iron Brew or Starbucks Strawberry Diabetes special with "fresh frozen" berries)
Main: Bespoke Spaghetti Bolognese with a side of stale tiger bread and half a Santa butt plug butter
Dessert: Nae cheese cheese board (sweet things are just no fur me)
He'd have a meltdown when he didn't win. DAE YOUSE KEN WHO AM UR?!
He would host his "dinner party" at his brother's and make on it was his hoose.Starter: Criss & Joos (Barr Iron Brew or Starbucks Strawberry Diabetes special with "fresh frozen" berries)
Main: Bespoke Spaghetti Bolognese with a side of stale tiger bread and half a Santa butt plug butter
Dessert: Nae cheese cheese board (sweet things are just no fur me)
He'd have a meltdown when he didn't win. DAE YOUSE KEN WHO AM UR?!
bigmouth1927
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Thats literally all that calendar is for. To show off on Instagram. Marion, cancel the order and fuck off on a dirty weekend with Deek. Buy a bottle of amyl nitrate and some cheap booze. You'll have a far better time!!
twilightgarden
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Deid and buried at that comment asking if he has learning difficulties 
Canny stop laughing. Whit a treat.
Canny stop laughing. Whit a treat.Sickofinstagramcrap
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He couldn't even find Israel on a map let alone understand whats going on
Shrekssister
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Just the twelve years behind the silly slut