Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[Caw1982]

My theory is that Mario had one or two knee tremblers afore Deek but not any relationships. He probably hud to wear a bag over his heed and never heard fram them again.

Imagine if he did have an ex and they came oan here to spill the tea. It would be the best day on Tattle ever!

I shagged Mario. He was shit. So aye.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Where does he get his money? Does Derek work?

Aye, Hen. Derek works in M&S. His job is to bring home petty cash and yellow-stickered items to Mario.

I’m glad you got to know.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Hes going to make this fucking calendar his entire personality.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He talks some shite on this app.

I don’t have kids either, but I still have loads of memories and sentimental Christmas decorations- some given to me by friends and family over the years, handmade ones from nieces and nephews, souvenirs from New York (in America) and California (in America also) and London and Austria and Germany and Singapore and Australia and where we got engaged and twee “First Christmas as Mr. and Mrs.” and “First Christmas in our new home” baubles. We have decorations that commemorate lost pets, ones that I bought that remind me of my family who are far away, silly ones that are just random (a goggle-eyed pasty in a Santa hat is my favourite), some linked to favourite tv shows or books or movies, and plenty that are bought in packs of 50 from Next because they’re cheap and cheerful and I like them.

He’s such a knob for pretending that not having children means you don’t have memories or traditions. I’m the same age as him and I have probably 37 years of memories and happiness. Then again, I’m not a selfish prick who thinks the whole world revolves around me.

 

[Curly]

Christ sake
The big red face
The cheap see through pjs
The shaky hands
The shit transitions so much is wrong with that advert
Honestly if I knew of a 40 year old man doing this in my family I’d be phoning the polis

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

So it’s October 10th, still quite warm, three weeks away from Halloween and three months away from Christmas and this knob is sitting on his bedsit, looking at his Halloween “display” while planning to get his Christmas gift shopping finished this weekend, and planning next year’s decoration theme?

Sad twat.

His Christmas shopping for other people will be done in one visit to B&M whereas he expects everyone to get him Jo Molone, Molton brown, white company and fake Gucci.
new work in America.
also.

 

[ohdoris]

Someone’s spent their cost of living payment already …

 

[SuzyE]

He's bought a stand for his recipe book?!.

Mario, the whole idea of a slow cooker is you throw everything in, switch it on and leave it. Who needs a dust collecting stand for that. Feck he's thick!

 

[Babybail93]

I wonder who the lucky recipients of the £5 tubs of chocolate will be? Lucky things to get them after they’ve been sat next to a radiator for 3 months

 

[DramaQueen79]

Exactly this!! A business owner should never respond to this. Margaret was clearly making a valid point. He does share other candles. Her reply was unnecessary and shows that she is as bad as he is. Horrible the pair of them.

How embarrassing for a business to behave like that Hannah wind your neck in Doll, you've already almost lost your business

 

[geezabreak]

Why, WHY, does he keep using speech marks?!

Because he's a "glaikit cunt". Hope that helps hen.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Jo Molane even after Jo Malone is written on the box. What a Wally, also

His is the wish version.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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How! Many! Exclamation! Marks! Does! One! Person! Need! To! Use!
Marion, get yourself off Insta and into an English class then you won’t be so hard of English!

Deep cleaned the whole bathroom. That must’ve taken ten minutes.

 

[Madge2022]

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Just the twelve years behind the silly slut

But ah thought Martin wuz the Autumn King, he certainly told us that. Wisnae content wi king of crissmas he had to give himself another season to make up for lack of personality. #cosy

Those Lorna sessions really paid off, wan trip tae London wi a chaperone in 2023, that was going to be the start of many adventures

 

[Skyflier6727]

What is “hard of English”? Is it like hard of hearing in a foreign language? And that so didnae happen.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Dae ye aye? Guarantee he will get it and say wee Deek #treatit him.
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Not even a please an advent calander worth more than the block of war torn flats he squats in so aye

 

[Cinpab]

Hold on a minute, was he not wishing for days like this all summer

 

[Madge2022]

Martin hen, wit happened tae yer wedding fund piggy bank

 

[Galaxy 10]

I

Scheme mouth? You're too scared to hang a wreath outside your front door you wee dobber

I guarantee if someone approached him in the street and said what they thought of him there would be smoke after his heels, his roy cropper bag left behind. Absolutely asshole , imagine he's on a horn thinking he's come up with a bespoke wax melt named after one of the most played songs at Christmas

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Ffs, these two are always ill!.
Shut up you whiney old fart, you don't need to announce it

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Love it!

Want to see a good horror movie? Just watch your reel from yesterday hun. xo