Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Merry Grinchmas everyone.

New York in America

 

[mrsbucket]

Lmao she's going to be pyoor raging.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this cunt have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky shit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

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Cleaning With Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an advent calendar.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

....

Aye and it reads.."It's time...11am tomorrow."

Any more? Go!

 

[Ferguson]

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Hi Mario, do you have learning difficulties?

 

[Caw1982]

Dom, dom, dom, dom, dom. What a pest

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

How can he say someone is “hard of English”? Does he not see the irony?

 

[Shrekssister]

school gates at 3.30 ya wee fanny!

Scheme mouth? You're too scared to hang a wreath outside your front door you wee dobber

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Nah, that's just absolutely disgusting also.
We don't need to see this utter filth. We've all been saying for years she has severe learning difficulties. The bow says it all for me. So aye, factual, New York. The one in America.

 

[Badaboom]

I had a wee swatch at the comments on his latest post …

Okay, calm yer tits, buzzing? really?

Your what now?

 

[Badaboom]

Or go here and get it for £25

 

[Babybail93]

Mr Bail gets me the Jo Malone advent every year (smell the wealth). Why exactly do you deserve it, Mario? You don’t do fuck all.

I’m a cracking Mum and banging wife (wae fab tits the noo) so I deserve it, you do not. Ya fat slag

 

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

Jo Molane even after Jo Malone is written on the box. What a Wally, also

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I swear the way those spices are arranged have made a more coherent sentence than one of oor Mas’s posts of late

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

I am away to smash all my le creuset mugs and cookwear….
What is with the fucking outfit, top half is chopping logs at 12 and bottom half is working at the car wash at 2 actually honking

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Make it make sense. Why would you not open some bubble bath until 1st November? I’m so confused.
Why also does his delivery driver come so late? Surely it’s a health and safety issue being out on that estate after dark.

Fucking bubble bath and dishwasher tablets in the same week when he has neither a bath nor a dishwasher fucking walloper also.

 

[Shrekssister]

THE FUCKING SHIMMER EYE SHADOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

[geezabreak]

Does anybody know if this is the New York in America?

 

[Babybail93]

Jo fucking MOLANE!

Stop it now, Maz