Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[Freefalling]

@Freefalling Here min leave the Aberdonians alone

I’m the “OG Grinch” #factual and am not intae Crissmas at all, it’s no fur me. I always make a donation to charity for the amount I would have spent on cards and presents. Our Martin could do the same if he wasn’t such an insta obsessed cretin. What “designer” gear will he get from his brother this year? A Beirutling watch?

Sorry quine but I've lived up in Aberdeenshire long enough to know all the jokes

I'd love to think we know eachother

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Mr Bail gets me the Jo Malone advent every year (smell the wealth). Why exactly do you deserve it, Mario? You don’t do fuck all.

I’m a cracking Mum and banging wife (wae fab tits the noo) so I deserve it, you do not. Ya fat slag

I love you

 

[nefariousnellie]

Begging this man to eat some fruit and veg as if he's got a cold again

 

[InstaInfluenzas]

Ma luvlies, if anybody is oan that vile app Tiktok, there’s a wee small account called gaysgobble and Ah thought it was oor wee shitebag himself at first. That voice man. But then I realised they actually go to nice restaurants and eat big boy food and are no hard of English, so it’s no.

Thank gawd it isnae oor Martyr Marion cause I quite like their wee TikTok account, and I’d be booking in for counselling if I found out he ran it

 

[Madge2022]

Omg absolutely love the sunflower ribbon on the tree

Didn't even notice that

 

[twilightgarden]

Sorry quine but I've lived up in Aberdeenshire long enough to know all the jokes

I'd love to think we know eachother

I’ll let you off

I often wonder if I know anyone on here

 

[bigmouth1927]

Is it Alond or Almond?!? Genuinely asking…

Tony Agador Spartacus. Iykyk.

 

[AllieBee]

I’d forgotten the salt soup hen! Maybe the criss and joos are the Beirut version of canapés.

I've been trawling the wiki to look for his culinary masterpieces but cannae find them

 

[AllieBee]

I used Viakal on the taps when we were first married and living in London. Took the chrome plating right off. Lost my security deposit because of that

Haha its really horrible stuff.

 

[Cleanayr]

Are the JM fragrances unisex?

 

[mammaof3]