Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Tinkerbell cat]

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''I adore the aroma world of products''

 

[gilly31]

Should add wee Deek is a pure wee rebel at heart!

He’s eating a summer salad fur his dinner!

you can surround a boy with autumn but you can’t make him drink your pumpkin spice latte!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Cook bloody what?! Stovies? Frozen kievs? Deep fried eggs? That's literally all you cook, if you can call it that, you fat oaf.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

New limited addition EVERY FUCKING TIME MARTIN! Disappointed there was no confetti canon this time

 

[Freefalling]

Deeks wee fanny on show how is there meat and two veg lurking under there? I've seen bigger lumps and bumps from sticking a tissue up ma sleeve

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hens I need help. My youngest baby gurul has just been tae get the hair done and been poastin picturs with "Autumn colours" captioned, I feel I need tae disown her but at 37 she's too auld for adoption. I don't think she's ever heard of maz but still, the word autumn noo gies me the boak. It's a shame, shes a nice lassie, I'd probably miss her. also.

Make a clean break from her hen. She's dragging you down also. Does she have an aunt also? If so, ship her to her box room, her problems are not your problems ma lovelie.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Mario's out here making scents when he should be making sense

 

[Babybail93]

Derek’s mangina! Giving oor Krystal camel hoof a run fae her money the noo. Also

 

[Babybail93]

We’ve not had a “HOLD TAE REEEED” in ages! Treated the day hens! He says this same fucking speech every few months.

He didn’t even fucking live there when that first tree was up. Stupid cunt. The first tree he done was the wee gurul’s one wae the pink

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Two grown up men (by age not mentality) are having a Grinch tree in their house. Someone check his hard drive coz that is creepy!

 

[Madge2022]

I’m currently sitting in the bar of a very fancy five star hotel (smell the wealth) and sipping champagne while browsing Insta also, and playing Mario’s stories.

The people at the table next to me were discussion how their hunting expedition went today (not joking), but they’ve broken that conversation to ask me if it’s Mario of Paisley’s dulcet tones they hear. They are obviously obsessed by him, and have now gotten up to get the day done.

If this continues, I will have to ask for one of their guns to keep the Mario mob at bay.

Cheers trolls. Also.

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Ur youse a prostitute ma lovelie? #prettywummin

 

[SuzyE]

Every time he posts like that it's really to convince himself, because he's posted that nonsense so many times.
The winter pictures of huge houses lit up speaks volumes. He never posts pictures of flats.

I'd guarantee l bet us Tattlers have classier homes than that narcissist

 

[mrsbucket]

The selfish fat slug is going oan a weekend comma? Whit are we going to do for entertainment? Might have to try conversing with my husband. Crabbit!! Feel like pyoor shit just want her back and so forth.

 

[muscadet]

Are ye meant to dust sofas? Ah need tae get tae ken. Ah usually jist dust the cushions wi ma arse.

If they are made of concrete then aye. Also

 

[Madge2022]

M

Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derek’s old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of “we” or “us” etc, it’s all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda

Wee Deek might huv no realised that Martin hud moved in, ah'm still waiting for Deek tae find oot he's engaged.

 

[Madge2022]

Thanks hens fur the support, ah feel like Martin at his surprise 40th wi the insta huns #factual

Ah've been neglecting Martin today (and the housework) wit wi the Russell Brand drama.

Huv youse aw ran tae get yer autumn leaves wax melts in the bespoke scents oaf dug shit, fag doubts and tramps pish?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

What’s with the pregnancy pillow? We going on a bespoke Italian man not single adoption journey dolls?
Why has he not went back to Bruse?

 

[Shrekssister]

Tag me next time you ugly wee tart

 

[Babybail93]

That wee face just screams “make it go away it’s horrific”

Still cracks me up he named that fucking cat after the actual rain then just spelt it like a chav

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Nothing says Sunday quite like a hoose smelling like boiled sausage.