Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What the fuck are they on his feet

It's those special velcro shoes for middle aged men, who live in assisted living and who need chaperoning on buses. Who carry a big savers bag with just a house key in it. Also

 

[gilly31]

See when the waines start school and you stick a wee label in their coat, lunchbox, pencil case and shoes with their name on it does that mean they have started their own brand?

 

[Babybail93]

Drives me mad when he calls it “my brand”. It is someone else’s business with your shit name added to a couple of boxes.

If I were Hannah I’d be getting the fat pissworm telt the noo

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Why does he look like Chas from Morph?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m currently sitting in the bar of a very fancy five star hotel (smell the wealth) and sipping champagne while browsing Insta also, and playing Mario’s stories.

The people at the table next to me were discussion how their hunting expedition went today (not joking), but they’ve broken that conversation to ask me if it’s Mario of Paisley’s dulcet tones they hear. They are obviously obsessed by him, and have now gotten up to get the day done.

If this continues, I will have to ask for one of their guns to keep the Mario mob at bay.

Cheers trolls. Also.

 

[Kat__lax]

Early morning beak clutcher, deek collects the baskets and trolleys around M&S so what’s mas doing trying to make out he’s the ceo, required at a crucial meeting whilst on holiday. If he’s been requested to join whilst on annual leave it’s to be informed of important business news regarding your position and or store so I’d not be so flippant with the comments, P45 and the job centre could be awaiting.

 

[tifftale]

His long awaited collab with Yankee

 

[Ferguson]

Hey fat lad. Please be reminded it's stories.
Could you tell Lynne also?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

6am clean thinking Hannah would be calling in on her way to the airport just like he thought Hunch was gonna that day… snakes all over this app so aye, also

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Why does he post his stupid autumn lists of things he'll never do. He's in Scotland, autumn is just greyer, rainier, leaves aren't crisp they're sludge. He's never getting a bus to some farm with a pumpkin patch. His actual autumn is mixing up cheap Halloween shite with cheap autumn shite, stuffing his face with cheap sugary drinks and biscuits.

 

[Babybail93]

The lazy doth protest too much.



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“Life experiences of this app”. Jesus fucking Christ. This cunt needs putting down

 

[Babybail93]

If that was wrote by Hannah. She deserved being binned by the boyfriend
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He got a room spray for his birthday Mario you're such a dick.
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Imagine giving someone a bottle of Glade or AirWick for their birthday

 

[Pinkerton Smythe]

Things that didn’t happen…

 

[Madge2022]

Saw this on his tagged(?) posts about the flower cereal box

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Hannah: "Marion King of autumn nails it, notes of blah blah leaves blah blah cosy etc etc also"

Also Hannah: 'Inspired by The White Company'

So copied then yeah?

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Hen's, I've no been well with "women's problems" so I had a nice bath the other night. I prefer a shower but thought a bath may help with tummy pain. I was lay there relaxing and couldn't help but think of oor Mario feeling all smug in my big bath, thinking a bet Mario wishes he had a bath for all his bath bombs he cannot use Then a thought, why am I thinking of that ugly c**t whilst I'm in the bath I swerved straight back into ma Lane pronto

When he has womens problems, he sticks his bin in the shower cubicle, fills it up and bobs aboot in it.

 

[Rayne]

Look at this for a professional set up

 

[Madge2022]

He really is a wee horror, complete radio silence cause he is in a huff.
Shes a wee disabled lassie Mario don’t be that person

Excuse youse hen, Martin has a sunflower lanyard and a shart caird, he's a champion fur disabilities, washing yer claes at 30 fur the environment and gay rights. No tae mention aw the wurk he does for small businesses, home bargains and B&M.

Show sum class and stay in yer ain lane, also.

Tonsa luv

 

[ohdoris]

My brand ?!! Take a seat & get some class hen. That’s business it not your business !! Factual.
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[AllieBee]

He's turning into QVC with all these ads.

Was that pretty little thing ad his film he wrapped up earlier? lol

Cheeky fucker filming people eating and then telling the world.

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I'm beginning to feel a but sorry for Deek. Has to give all his wages to Mario for his petty cash, doesn't have enough money to sort his teeth and gums out. Just sitting there, enjoying his dinner, food spilling out his gob, and there's that fat, stinking bastard Mario filming him and taking the piss out of him. Tell him to.fuck off Deek and go find Domboi