Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Karenharte17]

Potential thread suggestion ...Moaning With Mario

Ah yes

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

He's oan a bespoke head shaping journey with pure autumn vibes ma lovelies
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Omg ahahhahahahahahhaha

 

[SuzyE]

Och he had a shoulder/neck issue around 18mths ago that wiz the worst ever and begged fur help. He ended up going tae get manipulated hen an felt better

I forgot about that. The fanny

 

[SuzyE]

What's those in his hand for Paris and New York?

 

[Kat__lax]

Now, Instagram is no ma joab, but most people who had three of every tacky decoration were doing a brand collab would do a wee giveaway or something? Share the love and increase engagement. No oor Mario.

She’d no give you the steam off her smeg (kettle) let alone anything worth a pound or two!!!

 

[Madge2022]

Ma hens don't know if any of you mind that trend on that vile app tiktik about what sweater weather is a euphemism for. Is she having a bespoke coming out? We don't use the word sweater in Scotland, you'd get battered if you even dared, its a jumper and nae debates

Dae ah want tae get tae ken? Ah don't want tae be oan same register as oor @hopethishelpsallthebest

 

[Turmeric123]

Och he had a shoulder/neck issue around 18mths ago that wiz the worst ever and begged fur help. He ended up going tae get manipulated hen an felt better

Was that pre Bruse?

 

[Madge2022]

Oh ffs Julie, your husband meant throw it on the bonfire, not actually light it.
Also, thanking her for her talents. These people are thick as shit. Also. #ad #notmybrand
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Martin ...ah mean Julie's poor wee Deek ...ah mean hubby probably told them to just keep burning that one, to get them to shut up.
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I'm chanting you from the rooftops mah luveleh

Whenever I'm having a bad day I go onto her profile oan that app and play her saved stories of *Singing*

It takes me right back and I get so emotional baby

Ah in lurve wi your new profile pic

 

[Babybail93]

New thread

Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

We have a collab this week from @Shrekssister and @AwwCosyWivDeek with the most likes. Perfect title following the utter shit show that was the Tony ALOND reveal

tattle.life

 

[SuzyE]

Wiz she saying cleaning wi Mario is her favourite thread and has her clutching her beak, also?

No, he's mustn't be that popular

I gave the wrong channel lads. It was itv2

 

[button moon]

Was he at the frosted crap rose launch???

 

[mammaof3]

Why is he cleaning in his thermals?

Spoiler: Cleaning.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Martin is at the bingo, a dobber wi a dabber.
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He kin make wan oot his sugar puff boax.

In or oot Sugar Puff boax?

 

[peachy-keen]

He's oan a bespoke head shaping journey with pure autumn vibes ma lovelies
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Stop it

 

[Madge2022]

My face coming on here and seeing all the notifications off @Noseybonk this week View attachment 2478454

Also I used the phrase snakes oan this app in person today in work so I think I'm going to need to quit

Take Limmy's advice ma lovelie

 

[mammaof3]

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Trying to crawl up Solomon’s hoop again and failing miserably… the post clearly says it’s for Rose’s birthday not for both girls. Of course I’m sure they’ll both play with it but it’s a gift for Rose not them both. He gets it so wrong every fucking time

Is that your profile at the bottom?