Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Popper]

I’m sorry, but oor Hannah must have signed up to some sort of scheme which sees companies employ specials such as Marion. What is he going on about? No one would voluntarily employ this idiot to promote their stuff

 

[Babybail93]

I thought she was going to London fae a mini break? Turns out they’re going 20mins up the road. Silly cunt. Mugs himself off every time

 

[Doodlebug71]

Sat greetin over the memory of a Christmas tree that wasn't even his.
Aye OK fat lad.

Aye that was Dombois tree yer greeting over

 

[notanothergrammer]

Mario's out here making scents when he should be making sense

Ahm gonnae swerve oot ma lane and joost like maz tries tae hoover hannahs business as his ain.. I'll go for thread suggestion hooverin yer patter hen...wae this -

Thread- Makin bespoke fousty Autumn Scents - But Still no makin a word a sense. Fakchool

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

On today's episode of things that categorically did not happen.

What a treat this is hens

This happens allllllll the time my lovelies, people all over the world including a waitress in New York - STOP IT

Why does he lie so much? his lies aren't even believable.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The latest message he’s received…..he sent that to himself right?

He must think we were all thrown on our heads, like he was. Fat mutant.

 

[no flouncing]

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Martin fails tae understand, you can't get a brand in a brand #also
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I’m honestly pyooooooooooor affronted for him posting this hen. And the next story where he says ‘we have pumpkin spice back in stock too’

He’s never even set foot in the factory and here is acting all Macaroni CEO of AvaMay.

Maybe Macaroni used the petty cash to buy some shares in AvaMay and save the business

 

[Poptart]

Whys he moaning about having to walk home in the rain. I thought he loved walks in the rain and this shite weather also.

 

[Madge2022]

How Deek and Beak stole crissmas wi their fillum star looks.

 

[Madge2022]

Here's hoping it's Kim and Aggie coming to sort Beirut towers.

 

[twilightgarden]

Omg just realised the cakes are for a 60th birthday hahaha
Imagine you just want a nice sophisticated do with family and friends and you’re faced with wee boaby cakes. FFS Krystal.

 

[Shrekssister]

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He’s been on to follow this account. Trying to fix his flat heid

He's oan a bespoke head shaping journey with pure autumn vibes ma lovelies

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Thread suggestion, Mario's jealous of a disabled child.
that's it, no joke, just the truth for him to look at for a week or so. Oh hang, vote for this trolls, I DESERVE IT.

 

[Babybail93]

Remember the OG tree she had, besties? The pink wan from the first Christmas when he started squatting living at Del’s?

At least that reflected his personality…… Fanny pink. Also

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae oor wee babby gurul @Madge2022 fae this wan wae the most votes and so on and so forth. Also

 

[twilightgarden]

Fakchool

Sounds like somewhere Marion would go for her 5pm Chinese so aye.
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‘Unreal’ is another influencer word that boils my piss. It wasn’t ‘unreal’ it’s perfectly real and right in front of you, you tube. #crabbit

 

[AllieBee]

People have been doing awful Grinch trees for here last few years. He isn’t original.
When did people stop just getting out the same decorations they’ve had for years? He’s been posting about nostalgic Christmases from your childhood but there’s nothing nostalgic about his. I remember it would a special treat every few years to get to choose new decorations because the old ones were literally falling apart.

I never have! I have lost a few baubles along the way due to breakage but I'm still using the same ones which I've added to over the years. I have very old vintage ones I inherited. I have stuff the kids made at nursery. I have some new ones. I don't have a theme and every single thing that goes on the tree has a meaning.

ETA I did invest in a Balsam Hill tree about 3 years ago, smell that wealth Maz!

Also the Grinch is a horrible, dated theme.

 

[AllieBee]

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New limited addition EVERY FUCKING TIME MARTIN! Disappointed there was no confetti canon this time

Oh look a bottle of Pay Swipe Hun. Nice

 

[Madge2022]

So whit dis "pure wealth" smell like? Askin fur a freen. Incredible also.

Cunt washings, mould, sharts, cat poo, boiled stovies and 50 wax melts aw burning at the same time. Oh, and gingivitis, also.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

An overnight stay, a Christmas Market...

Mario has been influenced by Tattlers after so many have said he never does anything for Christmas....Always the influenced eh, Mario Sucker!

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“So much planned” and then lists 3 really shite things. If he’s going to Edinburgh on a Saturday he will hate every minute of the markets because it’s carnage!

I take it London is off the cards then?