Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

SuzyE · Oct 7, 2023

What the feck did we just watch

If there's one thing l hate to see when someone's doing a full clean, it's being sloppy by pulling out things on the unit and wiping around the back and front of them

Don't be a lazy arse, Mario!. Clear the complete unit, clean and put everything back

And to say 'duck the neighbours' is exactly why companies don't collaborate with him like they do with Hinch etc...

Mario, you're so crass!

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 · Oct 7, 2023

6am clean thinking Hannah would be calling in on her way to the airport just like he thought Hunch was gonna that day… snakes all over this app so aye, also

IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow · Oct 7, 2023

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:
Turn the tunes up and duck the neighbours… well you see Martin I live in a nice area and have respect for my neighbours so no, I won’t be turning the tunes up. Absolute bleeping bleep.

Imagine being his neighbour and you’re up for work 6am during the week. Saturday your having a lie in.. but Marion who goes to work 12pm everyday decide to start hoovering cleaning 6 in the morning.
duck the neighbours? This also the same neighbours he apparently gives a lot of stuff away to? Take it the neighbours aren’t actually a fan of Marion’s cleaning, home, beige foods, tat grabbing buying page. Also
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:
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£38.99!! They saw him coming the walloper!

Get the same results from a soft Brillo and glass cloth. Also. He’s had it for months but only shown it today. This proves the point again always the influenced never the influencer. He’s such the OG of cleaning why does he buy things other people have bought first or Mrs.H never finds something for himself.
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This is why he is up so early cleaning H in Glasgow and popping by to see him? Like last time less than a day and she is off again

Madge2022 · Oct 7, 2023

Canni make up ma mind whether he's mair a Shereen Nanjiani or a Jim Delahunt #iykyk

Fanta lemon · Oct 7, 2023

Affronted ma lovelies. Sitting in the airport, going to that bespoke place "abroad" watching oor Marion and I've ended up like the pied piper - surrounded by hunners of people wanting to watch along the 6am clean on ma phone

mare and mare people just kept coming over, saying watching his safe place was bringing such comfort to them before the anxiety of going abroad. Lots of love mwah mwah

SuzyE · Oct 7, 2023

That cleaning took him 3 hours?.
Mario, it's a one bedroom flat mate. If it's took that long you'd hate to do our houses with stairs, extra bedrooms, bigger showers, bigger kitchens, conservatories etc...

What a whining fanny

Sloppys · Oct 7, 2023

Exactly the same as when Hinch snubbed him. He was up at the crack of dawn cleaning and sitting in all day waiting for her to knock on his door

prepare for a rant about pushing loyal people to the limits and him flouncing off the app for a day

that was all over Katie aswell - quite obvious he’s got an issue with her and her mum.

twilightgarden · Oct 7, 2023

He doesn’t know how people can clean for hours every day, yet he’s supposedly a cleaner?! Stupid neep. Mind you he does only work 5 minutes per day.

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 · Oct 7, 2023

SuzyE said:
That cleaning took him 3 hours?.
Mario, it's a one bedroom flat mate. If it's took that long you'd hate to do our houses with stairs, extra bedrooms, bigger showers, bigger kitchens, conservatories etc...

What a whining fanny
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But I thought he gutted the place on the daily… 3 hours to clean the bleeping hobbit hole, yeah sure Jan. And it’s disgusting that he’s not shared that wee girls wax melt, imagine being jealous of a disabled wean.

IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow · Oct 7, 2023

Marion tries to make out it took him 3 hours to clean the sink, mop and hoover.. he doesn’t add in it’s takes him more time to edit than clean his binshed. Stop calling it a house Marion, a home fine but it’s not a house. Why does he not call it a flat?? Is he embarrassed?

AllieBee · Oct 7, 2023

twilightgarden said:
He doesn’t know how people can clean for hours every day, yet he’s supposedly a cleaner?! Stupid neep. Mind you he does only work 5 minutes per day.

He says such stupid things. And I don't believe it's took 3 hours to clean that tiny hovel. I've only cleaned 3 hours and I've changed the beds, cleaned 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, sorted out the conservatory, hoovered all through including the stairs, because I have my own, no bitten off ears and used syringes here, cleaned living room, dining room and kitchen. Still have another bathroom and the playroom to do. But all that only took me 3 hours!

SuzyE · Oct 7, 2023

You deserve feck all, you needy, narcissistic little penis head!

twilightgarden · Oct 7, 2023

AllieBee said:
He says such stupid things. And I don't believe it's took 3 hours to clean that tiny hovel. I've only cleaned 3 hours and I've changed the beds, cleaned 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, sorted out the conservatory, hoovered all through including the stairs, because I have my own, no bitten off ears and used syringes here, cleaned living room, dining room and kitchen. Still have another bathroom and the playroom to do. But all that only took me 3 hours!

Yer reeking of wealth hen

#factual

Kat__lax · Oct 7, 2023

So is Hannah in Glasgow? Obviously IDK but NTGTK

mammaof3 · Oct 7, 2023

Why is he cleaning in his thermals?

AllieBee · Oct 7, 2023

twilightgarden said:
Yer reeking of wealth hen #factual

Aye. Smell that wealth Maz. Ya see if ya worked hard and didnt waste money on tat you too could have a house. I would a million times more have a house than change my Christmas Dec's every year and have a ton of make up that goes out of date before I used it. I'm tight as a ducks arse me, I won't buy anything new if I can help it. Will only buy new if it's something I actually need.
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mammaof3 said:
Why is he cleaning in his thermals?

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That cushion bottom.pic has it about right. Welcome.to Hell

mammaof3 · Oct 7, 2023

He is one lazy twit.
This app gave him the followers when he was cleaning with Mario, and now no cleaning is done only behind the scenes.

He might as well change his name. to No cleaning with Mario.

Madge2022 · Oct 7, 2023

Fanta lemon said:
Affronted ma lovelies. Sitting in the airport, going to that bespoke place "abroad" watching oor Marion and I've ended up like the pied piper - surrounded by hunners of people wanting to watch along the 6am clean on ma phone mare and mare people just kept coming over, saying watching his safe place was bringing such comfort to them before the anxiety of going abroad. Lots of love mwah mwah

Absolutely buckled ma lovelie, hope youse remembered your sippy cup wi your name oan it, and the book that youse bought in 1998 fur your bespoke holiday

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Kat__lax said:
So is Hannah in Glasgow? Obviously IDK but NTGTK

She was, but left early this morning. Probably to avoid invite to Beirut and the concrete sofa.

Caw1982 · Oct 7, 2023

Luna25 said:
He needs to take better care in his “high foot fall areas” as his flooring is starting to get discoloured
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ALSO
Why’s he no sharing Katie’s new wax melt? I thought it was his brand also
He’s raging Hannah hasn’t came to see him on her trip to Glasgow, and the oor Soph shared Katie’s wax melt and no his wan! That’s why we were all treated to a 6am clean

Why has he got popped cameberts on his table at 6am?

mammaof3 · Oct 7, 2023

He's gaining followers for some reason.