Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[AllieBee]

And I've since I feel in love with this brand and you have to now. What? Try writing in English Maz you illiterate cretin. Also Tony Almond is cheapo plastic shite so it's a no from me

 

[Kat__lax]

Genuinely when you step back and look at all the mistakes it’s no surprise that no company would PAY to collaborate with him. To misspell the company name wrong is shocking, where is the attention to basic detail? There is no excuse.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

And I've since I feel in love with this brand and you have to now. What? Try writing in English Maz you illiterate cretin. Also Tony Almond is cheapo plastic shite so it's a no from me

How he goes on about more expensive it is elsewhere eBay Amazon etc so forth then says Tony Almond always comes through with prices… so basically saying it’s cheap tat. He got 3 of each I think he said that’s not going to fill the tree is it… there will be more candy and that grinch on the tree. FACTUAL.
such an amazing business he can’t get name right.
I’m starting to think Marion Kerry katanas isn’t the issue and he can’t see signs or read directions it’s because he can’t spell. Books New York but ends up being Newark because he can’t spell.

 

[Sloppys]

Has T.O.N.Y.A.L.O.N.D missed the memo? Most of that stuff is candy cane themed. How do big swirly sweets fit with the grinch? It’s just going to be one massive cock up this grinch theme. Nothing better to do than show aff cheap gifted baubles in October

 

[Karenharte17]

How many times can someone say
How beautiful are they
No they’re not they all look like cheap Poundland tit
As for the white claw hand omg

 

[melonsandlemons]

Haha my Santa was named Pae.do Santa by the kids because he has a couple of little girl elf figures with him!

So wrong I know!

Am I the only one who read this as PAY-DOH-SANTA and missed the actual name

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Now, Instagram is no ma joab, but most people who had three of every tacky decoration were doing a brand collab would do a wee giveaway or something? Share the love and increase engagement. No oor Mario.

 

[Madge2022]

Martin, accurate as ever with his descriptions, ah really dinni ken how he's no goat his ain QVC show.

He didn't like this message from one of his lovelies, probably livid they huv a bespoke car tae go wi their magic tress air freshener.

 

[Misssj80]

All that Tony Almond tat is crap. Cheap tit. And him saying the large bauble is 10cm or 12cm when it says 15cm on the description on screen. You'd think he would check he'd got the right info before rabbiting on like an idiot?!

 

[AllieBee]

All that Tony Almond tat is crap. Cheap tit. And him saying the large bauble is 10cm or 12cm when it says 15cm on the description on screen. You'd think he would check he'd got the right info before rabbiting on like an idiot?!

I hate his girly hands

 

[Caw1982]

I hate his girly hands

Haha, whilst fingering his green balls

 

[nefariousnellie]

We're in a cost of living crisis ffs what a load of tat!

 

[Bee Sting]

Wut the bloody hell is “such an amazing price point’good joab im oot the country or else I wid bounce his skittery erse right oot his stairheed windy, fat nosed fucker. Tons a love to youse aw also

 

[mammaof3]

Yesterday.

Today.

Spoiler: Christmas decorations worth £74.36.

 

[Kat__lax]

Now, Instagram is no ma joab, but most people who had three of every tacky decoration were doing a brand collab would do a wee giveaway or something? Share the love and increase engagement. No oor Mario.

She’d no give you the steam off her smeg (kettle) let alone anything worth a pound or two!!!

 

[Babybail93]

New thread

Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

We have a collab this week from @Shrekssister and @AwwCosyWivDeek with the most likes. Perfect title following the utter tit show that was the Tony ALOND reveal

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