I know my passions urnae your passions ma hen but I had tae walk like an elephant and speak ma truth. It wis like one of the bespoke online videos where you can put people's faces onto elves and they do a dance routineOh naw ah wisnae!!!!
Absoloot howling at your dream
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Read the New York post half asleep feeding little one and tbh thought I’d dreamt it because it was so batshit. But no that’s just oor Mario
Wuz ah just treble chins and tiktak teeth
Ma hen I'm living ma truth I don't even remember what you looked like I just knew it was you fae your pure vibesWuz ah just treble chins and tiktak teeth
Meanwhile at a shop in central New York (in America) a high flying jet setting business woman is catching up on her emails with an Espresso before she starts work.
She takes a moment to catch up on the world famous I, Daisy Uncle, a cleaner fae Paisley who lives in a cuckooed bedsit, has 3 hairs & a ginormous beak.
As his whiney pedalo voice booms out, she's immediately surrounded by hunners and thousands of his adorning followers who gather round to listen to the latest dots of doom also.
She takes a moment to catch up on the world famous I, Daisy Uncle, a cleaner fae Paisley who lives in a cuckooed bedsit, has 3 hairs & a ginormous beak.
As his whiney pedalo voice booms out, she's immediately surrounded by hunners and thousands of his adorning followers who gather round to listen to the latest dots of doom also.
Madge ma lovelie, youse are making me smile seeing you on the Katie price thread, so weird to read your posts in *english* rather than *Scottish* is your name *Lynne* why can't I stop with the * on these threads.Wuz ah just treble chins and tiktak teeth
Mebbes in an alternate wurld Mazda huz a hit show, sexless in the city, Mazda Bradshaw. Deek is Mr Wee.
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It was the Pwicey that brought me to tattle, never heard of Mario before here. My poor wee autocorrect is all confused and wants to speak Mario. I'm not a Lynne ma lovelie
A wunner if oor wee Mazda huz ony treatits in store fer aw us bastard trolls 🧌 the night then. I can haurdly contain masel. 
and he's had them xmas pjs on since fuckin Saturday dirty runt.
His besties in glasgow but no visit to him as of yet!!!
Urgh he’s such a stupid wee freak. Sending DMs to himself, how cringe. We all know you have nae pals Martin, never mind ones that would watch your stories and message you when they were on holiday.
He’s a vile wee troll himself. Can’t bring himself to post that girl Katie’s wax melt she’s done with Ava May because it’s not all about him for once.
He will be absolutely fumming about it.
Throwing a witch fit roon the bedsit also.
Hinch is advertising an Ava May melt collab from the teen Mario dissed.
Oops.
Oops.
Hope Hannah hasn't told him she's in Glasgow and we get another
's oan this app rant.Sorry in advance if its well known bespoke knowledge but what happened with Maz and the girl? And the maw?
Always thought it was wild how much the girl doted on him but he never made any effort to go see her, he stayed down the road, big foot hinch and hannah wax melt have made more of an effort and they stay in england, rank rotten behaviour, don't expect anything less from him though tbf! He could have made that wee lassies day with regular visits/meeting up with her! Did the maw finally see him for what he is?
Always thought it was wild how much the girl doted on him but he never made any effort to go see her, he stayed down the road, big foot hinch and hannah wax melt have made more of an effort and they stay in england, rank rotten behaviour, don't expect anything less from him though tbf! He could have made that wee lassies day with regular visits/meeting up with her! Did the maw finally see him for what he is?
Go tae the wiki ma lovelie and dramas which amuse, the Katie story.
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when youse go wull youse sent back a wax melt fae America
Castelvecchi no more.Deek’s job no more.
Spoooons no more.
Truncheons no more.
Wunner if he’ll be attending Kayleigh’s birthday perty on the 21st with the rest of the harem 
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