God he's one ugly bastard isn't he? The nose! And he's got more chins than the Chinese phone book
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@honey&lemon did youse message her?!Has he been on here after someone mentioned Morrisons
And after getting surprised once already, common sense would be to be prepared just incase, but this is Mario. He has no sense whatsoever. Thick bastard.
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The 'girlies' will 100% have a secret WhatsApp group about him also.
Mario, if you're reading this... you're fat.
And currently be telling him they are going for the last train to shake him off and carry on their night
It’s no ma joab to have sympathy but I’d be so mortified if I turned up to a night out dressed in my day clothes only time it’s acceptable is when you’ve been on the lash in the afternoon and decide to keep the party going but that’s no fae me anymore I’ve got a wee bairn
I hope our Mario is coping okay with being up past 8pm also
only time it’s acceptable is when you’ve been on the lash in the afternoon and decide to keep the party going but that’s no fae me anymore I’ve got a wee bairn I hope our Mario is coping okay with being up past 8pm also
at tonight. I love you hens, especially ma wee @Babybail93 
Although I could have done without seeing Hannah’s tuna canoe in that swimsuit posted earlier.Tonsa love
And ugly also
And have nae style also.
Exactly. I looked better dressed when we had a last minute trip to the pub on a Friday from the office. He's just backward on everything he does in life.It’s no ma joab to have sympathy but I’d be so mortified if I turned up to a night out dressed in my day clothes
I hope our Mario is coping okay with being up past 8pm also
He's going to be knackered for work on Monday
If its not, Marion is definitely asleep in the toilet. Rayns probably beside herself, wondering what's wrong, wheres the old lady with the halitosis.Can one of these inconsiderate witches confirm the big night oot is over so I know if it’s safe to go to sleep? Jeez
I love this thread. Everyone is just ma circle IFDKGTKThis is the best thread on tattle nae debates!
No one arguing way each other. it’s light hearted and funny, it doesn’t go round in bleeping circles with people asking stupid questions and never fails to make me laugh!
That poor wee waine Rayn. First time she hasny been stoned in months fae deeks 2nd hand smoke.
Hope the bastards left the lamp on for her and shes no left in the dark listening to the police sirens and seedhill young team downing dragon soup in the close.
Come on little one, coat on, let's get you aw tucked up in bed.
Hen, am goan tae huv tae send you the repair bill fir ma pelvic flare one o’ these days, aw the times I’m greetin fae the top and bottom at your posts aboot Darth AutumnalHaul there.
I'm sorry but when Hannah walked intae the room wearing a dress in the shade, great white and in the texture shark skin, did he think they were going to wilkos or castelvecchi or something? Could he not work out that they must have been going out as in OUT.
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