Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae oor very oan @Daisy Uncle fae this stunner wae the most likes!

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A brand new thread oan the one and only day of birth fae oor Scottish Queen, Mario

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Great to have a new thread to celebrate the dawn of oor Martin’s fifth decade.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Why does he insist on wearing skinny jeans? Hurts my eyes. I can imagine himconstantly hauling them up, sticking they fat knees out and squatting with a wee wiggle while doing so.

 

[mammaof3]

Just posting these seeing as it's a fresh thread and all.


Yesterday's clobber.

Today's birthday clobber.

and courtesy of @no flouncing.

 

[Ferguson]

On this bespoke dayn of birthday dawn I'd like to Congratulate the handsome groom Deed Deek & his pyoor stunning bride.
Wishing you'se both many years of happiness also.

(@hopethishelpsallthebest an easy one for you hen)

 

[Madge2022]

Thanks tae oor very oan @Daisy Uncle fae this stunner wae the most likes!

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A brand new thread oan the one and only day of birth fae oor Scottish Queen, Mario

Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps, canni believe a new thread oan this joyous day!

Canni get away fae Martin, even oan hoaliday.

Spine bright

 

[gilly31]

Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

 

[SuzyE]

I friggin love this new title!. Oh to see his face when he knows we know

Sharing this dissapointing post again just to rub his big beak in it. Poor Mario, #sorrynotsorry

 

[mammaof3]

Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

Yes, this man-child does indeed own a charm bracelet.
Only comes oot on special occasions.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

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Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

Yes. Didn't he put the charms from the avamay crap on to his bracelet also.

 

[Runforestrun]

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Yes. Didn't he put the charms from the avamay crap on to his bracelet also.

No ma lovely, that was another one of his ads for AMA that was swiftly followed by not an ad for a major competitor, like he does with Yankee candles.
He showed AMA brand new charum bracelet with bespoke charums for about 10 seconds then showed his Pandora and went into detail about every single charm in a dots of doom style

 

[Ferguson]

I friggin love this new title!. Oh to see his face when he knows we know

Sharing this dissapointing post again just to rub his big beak in it. Poor Mario, #sorrynotsorry

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Wasn't even his birthday when she wrote it also.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

That is bleeping hideous, between this and the new Christina Diora saddle bag he’s slowly morphing intae Scottish Declan

 

[menopausalmargrit]

A new thread on the day of dawn birthday of oor favourite influencer. What a time to be alive.

 

[bigmouth1927]

On this bespoke dayn of birthday dawn I'd like to Congratulate the handsome groom Deed Deek & his pyoor stunning bride.
Wishing you'se both many years of happiness also.

(@hopethishelpsallthebest an easy one for you hen)
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duck me. Has she eaten oor Mario? Is this before tombstone teeth came out of the closet?!

 

[blueblue]

Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

Hen, every 13 yo wee lassie I know is essentially a social media guru who could critically analyse and confirm why its ok to be a feminist who likes lipgloss. Mario could never.

Also, that Hannah montage also. Best friend in the world aye?!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

On this bespoke dayn of birthday dawn I'd like to Congratulate the handsome groom Deed Deek & his pyoor stunning bride.
Wishing you'se both many years of happiness also.

(@hopethishelpsallthebest an easy one for you hen)
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[Daisy Uncle]

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All I can see is a sudden move and there will be Tits escaping.

 

[mammaof3]

duck me. Has she eaten oor Mario? Is this before tombstone teeth came out of the closet?!

I believe it's his sister.

 

[Sloppys]

Whats time is the last bus back from Edinburgh? Asking for Mario