Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Popper]

I refuse to believe he didn’t know they were going out out. Deek had peeled his trackie off himself and put his timbies on and oor Hannah had sprayed a dress oan herself. He chose the bespoke Nikes and the cardi fae the market for a night out. Nae debates

 

[bathedinhisblood]

I thought he put the bespokes into his tardis for his jollies. So nice that little dezza was allowed to remove his cosies and shine bright. Mary McKnight looks like Hannah's mum and she's picking her up from her boyfriends (Derek) and his family are having a little do and they've forced her to come in for a shandy! Cover up cardi feeling curvy and cute mum on the run uniform. Looks like he was in time to have a dance to the Nolan's with the future in-laws

 

[Madge2022]

Ma hens its my ain birthday in the morning I cannae believe mario and that lassie wae the balloon heid have #treatit me to this night out content

Happy birthday ma lovelie, a pity youse weren't oot in Glasgow for a pre birthday celebration

Hope youse get plenty of birthday money tae get some perfume wi your nickname engraved oan the lid

 

[Realhousemouse]

Didn’t someone on here say he had 6 chins in the photo at the start of the night? Than the Morrisons comment? He’s thinks he’s having a dig at the lovies on here by repeating the comments back but imagine if on your surprise birthday night out with your circle you’re sitting reading strangers taking the piss out you on the internet!

 

[AllieBee]

I thought he put the bespokes into his tardis for his jollies. So nice that little dezza was allowed to remove his cosies and shine bright. Mary McKnight looks like Hannah's mum and she's picking her up from her boyfriends (Derek) and his family are having a little do and they've forced her to come in for a shandy! Cover up cardi feeling curvy and cute mum on the run uniform. Looks like he was in time to have a dance to the Nolan's with the future in-laws

Hahaha, he so does look like Hannah and Deeks mum. He's so gormless and badly dressed, he looks like he has flaky skin, smells cheesy and his breath is honking. He just needs a savers bag to complete the awful outfit. I don't think Hannah is really his friend letting him go out dressed like Barbara Windsor, and I'm convinced Deek hates him

 

[Madge2022]

Can you imagine wanting to start a new line in your business that is "fairtrade" to try and pass as an ethical business, meanwhile you pose for and publicly post pictures of yourself underneath a Shein sign giving them the promo they want by having these photo walls and sponsoring opening parties, etc.

Anyway, the fact that she has either turned up in that hideous dress or chosen to get changed into it there should have been a huge clue they were going somewhere other than a Wetherspoons or planning to sit in the shoebox. And pretending to be surprised that the desperate group of cackling hags were there! Of course they were going to be, they are just desperate to be seen...and well, who needs enemies/trolls with a "circle" like that?

He's nae other 'pals' so it must huv been a huge surprise fur him.

Such a good pal circle ah think he's seen them wance withoot Hannah being there.
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Didn’t someone on here say he had 6 chins in the photo at the start of the night? Than the Morrisons comment? He’s thinks he’s having a dig at the lovies on here by repeating the comments back but imagine if on your surprise birthday night out with your circle you’re sitting reading strangers taking the piss out you on the internet!

He wull be singing the comments like his brother told him to do. #singithen

Martin, ah'd appreciate it if youse also did a wee dance tae. Tonsa luv ma lovelie

 

[Skyflier6727]

OMG he is so raging that he was out in his granny’s cardie and nae tan when everyone else was all dressed up. He can’t hide the rage

 

[YR80]

I actually feel a bit sorry for him, standing there in his skinny jeans and granny cardigan 🫢 awright mibby I dont
What a bleeping whopper, that’s what he gets for being an utter bleep! FACTUAL!

Every time he’s on a group pic, he’s always at the end. Is this so his ‘circle’ can just crop him off the end once they’re away from him? You’d think as it was for his birthday, he’d have been in the middle, ya know as the ‘important one’ (for once)

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I actually feel a bit sorry for him, standing there in his skinny jeans and granny cardigan 🫢 awright mibby I dont
What a bleeping whopper, that’s what he gets for being an utter bleep! FACTUAL!

They are the biggest trolls on this app! FACTUAL!

 

[peachy-keen]

The chins on her, bloody hell

 

[Ferguson]

Morning trolls

What an unexpected treatit. Group of 6 on a night out. 5 dressed up 1 in his granny cardi Hopefully we get mare the day also.

 

[Lyla001]

I canne cope with this thread. Ive had to dig out the the tena ladies .so aye.

My favourite so far:
Roy Cropper
Hayley Cropper
Postman pat
Pauline Fowler
Bananaman

 

[CrapEars]

He simultaneously has no chins and four chins. He’s a medical miracle!

 

[YR80]

I canne cope with this thread. Ive had to dig out the the tena ladies .so aye.

My favourite so far:
Roy Cropper
Hayley Cropper
Postman pat
Pauline Fowler
Bananaman

I’m sure I’ve seen him called Robbie Rotten oan this vile app also when he treatit himself to some new bespoke eyebrow treatments.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Is it me, or are Hannah's legs weird. They're bigger on the bottom half, looks like she's had Lipo on the thighs, as they're smaller than the sausagy bottom halves of her legs. It'd be a kindness to keep them covered.

 

[gilly31]

Let’s not forget he could of taken the bleeping cardigan aff at anytime throughout the night!!

He got there’s seen them all dress up and comitted tae his maws gone wild outfit!

He chooses to be aww cosy in the cardi

 

[Dusky pink]

What the frig has he got wrapped around his middle... looks like a bum bag can see it on the video Hannah has posted.

Can't cope with that cardi either. Pure Roy Cropper vibes!!!

 

[gilly31]

Hannah hen it looks like you’ve pissed yer pants!

 

[Madge2022]

I’m sure I’ve seen him called Robbie Rotten oan this vile app also when he treatit himself to some new bespoke eyebrow treatments.

Desperate Dan also when Hannah first came tae the war zone.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Oan the first day of autumn, this tattle thread brought tae me:

Six chins oan Marion, plus
A huge forefive heeeed
Four fake friends
Three trips oot
Two new charrrums
An a Klarna bill until she’s fifty!