Pissing maself at thisIt wasnโt for the low emissions zone I would be sat in the car in bath street the now doing surveillance
a hope theyโre oot again the morra so I can catch them in the wild when am full ae prosecco
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a hope theyโre oot again the morra so I can catch them in the wild when am full ae prosecco
Ah huv literally howled at this thread the night ma lovelies!! 
You'd think he'd huv clicked that even Deek wiz better dressed than him.
No fair they didnae gie him a heids up tae no look like an escaped mental patient......but we move!
Hannah will regret sleeping oan that Lego sofa in the Bumming Fort as wee Maz will be hugging that cludgie aww night wan way or the other
Bet H and wee Deek are up aw night smoking the green.
So here fur ra morra's stories.
You'd think he'd huv clicked that even Deek wiz better dressed than him.No fair they didnae gie him a heids up tae no look like an escaped mental patient......but we move!
Hannah will regret sleeping oan that Lego sofa in the Bumming Fort as wee Maz will be hugging that cludgie aww night wan way or the other
Bet H and wee Deek are up aw night smoking the green.
So here fur ra morra's stories.
Can you imagine wanting to start a new line in your business that is "fairtrade" to try and pass as an ethical business, meanwhile you pose for and publicly post pictures of yourself underneath a Shein sign giving them the promo they want by having these photo walls and sponsoring opening parties, etc.
Anyway, the fact that she has either turned up in that hideous dress or chosen to get changed into it there should have been a huge clue they were going somewhere other than a Wetherspoons or planning to sit in the shoebox. And pretending to be surprised that the desperate group of cackling hags were there! Of course they were going to be, they are just desperate to be seen...and well, who needs enemies/trolls with a "circle" like that?
They'll 100% have been texting each other at the table about him
They're all a bunch of loud, mouthy bastards so are probably having a great time talking tit about others and each other - what a wonderful "circle"!Looks like itโs loadsa craic
Iโm sure you need more than 3 people to form a circle 
that would be more of a triangle capeesh
that would be more of a triangle capeesh
If this was my โinner circleโ of friends, Iโd rather have no circle of friends. What a horrendous bunch.
And Hannah really did him dirty with those angles.
Do you think she actually invited a lot more people but these were the only ones desperate enough to show up? All that space for like six of them just screams no shows.
And Hannah really did him dirty with those angles.
Do you think she actually invited a lot more people but these were the only ones desperate enough to show up? All that space for like six of them just screams no shows.
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Everyone dressed for the party but him. What a friggin state.
And those chins!. He'll hate that he had no filters on to hide them
And those chins!. He'll hate that he had no filters on to hide them
Oh god Maz, why is everything you do so tit
As if Derek at least didn't say they were going out somewhere nice to meet the dress code.
Mario - that stone you've lost has done you dirty. It's returned as massive rocks.
I think she's peri menopausal, her hips are huge.
As if Derek at least didn't say they were going out somewhere nice to meet the dress code.
Mario - that stone you've lost has done you dirty. It's returned as massive rocks.
I think she's peri menopausal, her hips are huge.
I still canny get my heid round his get up did he no think it was weird that Deek had removed his PlayStation trackie 
and why were they going into toon with Hannah and Deek actually looking lol they were going somewhere, really does prove heโs thick as tit
did he no think it was weird that Deek had removed his PlayStation trackie and why were they going into toon with Hannah and Deek actually looking lol they were going somewhere, really does prove heโs thick as tit
I actually feel a bit sorry for him, standing there in his skinny jeans and granny cardigan ๐ซข awright mibby I dont
What a bleeping whopper, thatโs what he gets for being an utter bleep! FACTUAL!
What a bleeping whopper, thatโs what he gets for being an utter bleep! FACTUAL!
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You forgot the joos, hen x
Where's his *Dior* bag, his mouldy bronzer, his orange foundation, his *barrakat* rouge.
Yesterday ah took ma wains tae that small business Greggs fae sausage rolls then tae the park trying tae wear the little buggers oot afore bed. I was wearing jeans, a cardi, an ma Nikes (not bespoke), I even had a wee fake oan as I cling tae summer like those lilac leggings oan oor Marionโs thunder thighs. Anyways ma ramblings are also and so forth telling youse I better dressed than oor Mas fur his big birthday night OOT with his lassies.Everyone dressed for the party but him. What a friggin state.
And those chins!. He'll hate that he had no filters on to hide them
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Marion is a fanny who goes oot oot dressed like a granny.
He's got his best new cardie on, and a bracelet, he is dressed up in his mind. Tragic.
We would have chipped in to pay the fine, it would be worth itIt wasnโt for the low emissions zone I would be sat in the car in bath street the now doing surveillance
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