Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[honey&lemon]

Looks like it’s loadsa craic 6 or so of them sitting in an otherwise empty/dead bar throwing food at each other. Marion looks bored shitless

 

[muscadet]

This is the best thread on tattle nae debates!

No one arguing way each other. it’s light hearted and funny, it doesn’t go round in bleeping circles with people asking stupid questions and never fails to make me laugh!

Yeah I’ve been on hinch, Solomon, greedy, dawsy and it ends up a pure slanging match or a mumsnet thread before you kmow it, this is the only one I know that no one has ever been horrible to someone except chickenlittle but ifydkgtk

 

[bigmouth1927]

duck me. What an unfortunate looking toad. Didn't realise the conk was so bulbous?

That screeching slag is like Tracy and Sharon from Viz combined. Get some class hen. Capeesh?

Wonder if hes taken his wee blankey out with him for his lap on the Mcgills home

 

[gilly31]

Looks like it’s loadsa craic 6 or so of them sitting in an otherwise empty/dead bar throwing food at each other. Marion looks bored shitless

There in a wee private booth area being VIP influencers

 

[Ratgrrl]

Well ma hens, I've had the heating on for 2 days I've been pure freezing.Was thinking is it Autum the now?Worried I was turning in to Mario.

Why is Hannahs bonce so bleeping massive?

 

[mrsbucket]

He's doing that stupid face like he did when Hannah and her ex turned up at the flat, only this time he's got a triple chin

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Screaming Rendall as well. Classy witch

 

[muscadet]

You know he’s gonny have a hangover tomorrow so will let Hannah buy him a fry at pendulum and I canny wait to see what tomorrow night will bring

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Stroke chops - "so, your wee button mushroom is smaller than this?"

 

[SuzyE]

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It's him alright!

 

[Madge2022]

I know the Kayleigh McKendry one's face and first name from somewhere and it's bugging me. I'm hoping it's not through work,

 

[twilightgarden]

I’ve been oot living ma life on a coastal walk this evening and now I’m treatit to Marion on a night oot! I’ve got ma joos and crisss ready to catch up. What a horrible bunch, all shrieking and behaving like twats. Affrontit for him.

 

[SuzyE]

Put your lemonade down Mario yer pissed. How does he mix his words up?!

 

[LavenderPatch]

I'm struggling to understand why everyone else is dressed up for a night out and Mario is out in trainers and that crappy cardigan. Could they not have told him to dress up without giving the surprise away? And where is the make up?!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What made the fat slut dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi, oan this Friday night?

 

[gilly31]

True story!
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He must have known something when he got in the taxi and headed to Glasgow after his bedtime

 

[SuzyE]

Has he been on here after someone mentioned Morrisons

And after getting surprised once already, common sense would be to be prepared just incase, but this is Mario. He has no sense whatsoever. Thick bastard.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

I bet they’re all sat in Moskito reading this thread

 

[gilly31]

I bet they’re all sat in Moskito reading this thread

Well there all sat tagging each other so probably. You think they would just want to enjoy their night and post their shite afterwards.

Don’t get me wrong I’m glad they don’t cause I like to have the opportunity to take the piss out then in real time.

 

[Sloppys]

I bet they’re all sat in Moskito reading this thread

Well let’s face it, this thread is funnier than their night out .

Proof he does not wear any of the make up he’s got stashed in every orifice of the postage stamp. If you thought the 3 of you were off out you’d wear it seen as your sooo into your make up and love wearing it .

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens its my ain birthday in the morning I cannae believe mario and that lassie wae the balloon heid have #treatit me to this night out content