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hopethishelpsallthebest
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Wednesday.
Friday, also.
Friday, also.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Oh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat whore. Also.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Come on little one, coat on, let's get you aw tucked up in bed.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.
Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.
You can clearly see he's saying fuck you through gritted teeth.
This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a fuck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.
Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.
You can clearly see he's saying fuck you through gritted teeth.
This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a fuck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Well, from what I can see on fatties story, 17 people put up happy birthday for him. 17. Out of all them hunners and thousands. What a sad, sad 40th. He picked his own colours for his balloon and cake, which were of dreams and came to reality, (not ma quote) his own family don't like him, he left his cat cooped up in a gerbil cage all day, with no stimulation at all, he couldn't stay out late incase he missed the last bus, he's wearing a charum bracelet with a 40 charum oan it, ffs. He's spent all day looking at his phone to reshare posts. And then there's poor wee Sadie, who had to push out that clanmy, alien looking baby, with a head so large, she thought it was a giant jacket potato with a brillo pad on it, but the midwives said it was just his hair. She tried to put him up for adoption, but nobody wanted a baby so ugly, especially by choice. Let's all give Sadie a wee moment of silence as this day must be traumatising for her, the noo.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I don't know what is going oan lately, with youse lot, it's been non stop complimenting this big pig, you're all emotional right now, maybe due on, who knows, but pull yourselves together, for the love of stovies! Affronted! Also!
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Yep. Stephen Mulhern knows him so well. Also.
Babybail93
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A 40 year old wearing a Charum Bracelet, getting his “NICK name” engraved on a bottle of perfume using his birthday money 
we’ll be having all the icks today ma lovelies
we’ll be having all the icks today ma lovelies
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I'm sorry but when Hannah walked intae the room wearing a dress in the shade, great white and in the texture shark skin, did he think they were going to wilkos or castelvecchi or something? Could he not work out that they must have been going out as in OUT.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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A wee 40 charrrrummm
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Christ on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
Rayne
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Crowd control fur Marion’s visit