Screaming. And the tan disappears when it reaches his stubble.
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She’s got a wee camel toe just like Krystal Meth
#manginaBleeding hell that story he just posted with ‘we did a thing’.
For a split second I saw the duvet and pillow packaging as suitcase and bag on a bed and thought he’d only gone and bloody left the country
For a split second I saw the duvet and pillow packaging as suitcase and bag on a bed and thought he’d only gone and bloody left the country
Mr Uncle is languishing *abroad* howling at the incompetence. I'm stuck here, couldn't go as just out of hospital cosamnofuckingwellyetagain. I'm hopeful they're going tomorrow, when the airport scenes will be like Game of Thrones. Imagine them trying to negotiate *cancellation* *rebooking* if there's a God make this happen.
I checked Glasgow airport, nae flights tae Lanzarote the day.It’s M&S cafe. It’s on the bottle of fizzy apple. Using wee deeks staff discount. Saying that there is a M&S at Glasgow airport
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Where is his box that was getting sent to him the other day??
Isn't she an MSP now? She'll have had her social media well and truly cleansed.
It’s a template for his haircut ma luvelie - Maz’s equivalent of a bowl cut
Since commenting on Marion's thread I'm now getting adverts on Shein for hairy toilet seats 
so aye
so aye
Has poor Deek finally caved and klarna’d the “bag of dreams’ for Marion?
Poor halitosis-ridden cuckooed midget. That’s a lot of driving lessons and a deposit oan a wee car.
Poor halitosis-ridden cuckooed midget. That’s a lot of driving lessons and a deposit oan a wee car.
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You can get a wee gift bag and box from ye old DH Gate
but IF that is real how funny is that Dior bag living in Beirut, topped off with his Savers shopping bag !
Poor old Maz he's such a mug for a label.isnt he! They must see him coming.
How many duvets/duvet covers/pillows/cushion covers does this man need?
£100 wow.
Ran oot of vases, where's the one from H&M he had on his table that he copied off his scammy mate Greedy?
£100 wow.
Ran oot of vases, where's the one from H&M he had on his table that he copied off his scammy mate Greedy?
So all them Ava may candles which he “advertises” and all the Jo malone ones he’s had in the past, he’s got a bespoke small business Home bargains one burning away. I seriously don’t know why she has anything to do with him.
The Dior carrier bag is obviously from the same place as his fake goochi trainers and Dior phone case ma lovelies. Faker than the filters he uses, also.
The Dior carrier bag is obviously from the same place as his fake goochi trainers and Dior phone case ma lovelies. Faker than the filters he uses, also.
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Shush hen. I’m on Hinch’s time line and I work 6 days a week so Instagram is ma fhull time joab. He’s nae on a wee Lanza journee otherwise he’d be whining aboot the heat and delays.
Note for wee Maz: try doing the Canaries with a wean then decide that parenthood is for you. My weans are teens and after a week in Lanza, I was ready for handing the weans over to whoever wanted them. I had to deal with Schrödingers pool: it was simultaneously too warm AND too cold.
The dior carrier is probably just got beauty products or a perfume, i bought my husband cartier aftershave and got it in a fancy bag that looked like i had spent alot on something fancy when i hadnt
A've been away oan a wee Scottish Island ma lovelies with the OH and been able to watch his stories but no post on here. Thought he wid never dae any hoose cleans?? That's a change and clearly where the extra £££ is coming fae.
Re his bespoke visit tae Tigerlilly, aw we saw wiz drinks. Nae food, efternoon tea etc so that wiz a cheapo prezzie fur our Deek. Dinner wiz efter their bespoke hour in the capital (as usual) so he wiznae oot oh pocket much. There a back tae Beirut in under 3 hours I'd say!
Normally oor Maz, Marion, Manbags, Meirdrie posts whit Deek gifts him but that's no happened this year.
A've also hud a gander at the reviews oh his bespoke boujee hotel in Costa TeguiseCanny wait fur that trip!
I’m hunner percent you’re Scottish but I did read that like the Derry Girls accent. I’m sorry. I’m from Yorkshire so I don’t even say words right, if that’s any consolation.
Where in Yorkshire you from?
This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.
Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.
You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.
Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.
You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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