Mario is not wiry and spindly lol. He too is a lump. Like father like son. Lumps.
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Decorating for autumn with any luck. I need a laugh!Wonder what they'll be doing this week?
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How many days has she taken this year hen?I am sorry ma lovely but you need to take a step back and get some class.
It is already being documentedfor Mr HMRCin the wiki. chefs kiss.
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Daisy Uncle Niece
Pair of numpties! What a waste of holidays, oh sorry Annual leaveHame bargains, duck it castelvecchi, cheeky wee mcdonald's, Primark, babysitting wee cheeky gurrl dhollllay, hame aw cozy
I'm still dying for them to book centreparcs
Altogether, 10 since July.
I am sorry ma lovely but you need to take a step back and get some class.
It is already being documentedfor Mr HMRCin the wiki. chefs kiss.
eta That sounds a bit harsh, I do apologise ma lovelie x
hen, you can never sound harsh while doing Marion's voice! Tattle should be paying youse commission for the wiki work you do hen, factual.He has turned into an old maid.
As if the weather has ever stopped him getting awww cosy in the bumming fort. Height of summer and he was in dressing gown and wrapped in blankets the fat slut.
Ma lovelis, I’m pyoor disappointed by the bespoke 40th weekend. I’d built myself up for this to be the best weekend on Tattle since Nathan Todd first got his hands on Maz’s fibre optic barnet 
or Hinches infamous snub. Let’s hope the rest of the annual leave provides us with the content we deserve 
or Hinches infamous snub. Let’s hope the rest of the annual leave provides us with the content we deserve Sorry but why is he using my dead grannies mug? Of all the mug he buys where did this ugly fucker come from….
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Ok I have to ask does this mad fuckers hand tattoo really say Daisy or have I just had too much fresh air after 3 nights camping at Sandringham
I had the same thought last night but after taking a screenshot and zooming in I can confirm yes it says Daisy
Honestly I don’t get it, why have the name of someone else’s kid tattooed on you? I have 3 kids and 4 nieces and nephews and much as I love them all not for a second have I considered plastering their names on my bodyI had the same thought last night but after taking a screenshot and zooming in I can confirm yes it says Daisy
I hate the Rayn tattoo on his finger. Gomping.
Jesus I’ve not seen that one
I've loads of neices and nephews no way would I tattoo one of their names on my hand
wouldn't even get Mr Ts name just in case...I feel the exact same. Mr TL was going to get my initial tattooed on his ring finger as he can’t always wear his wedding ring at work and I told him not to just incaseI've loads of neices and nephews no way would I tattoo one of their names on my hand
Poetic ma lovelie
Thanks for chantin me on from the rooftops ma lovelyPoetic ma lovelie
Ma lovelies ah've swerved RIGHT oot ma lane, am clutching ma beak wi ma ain stupidity
How ah can even admit tae this......
Ah thought Daisy Uncle wiz aboot the Brother's dug but now realise she's Dolly! When ah saw the bespoke boujee tattoo oan hiz haun ah hud a wee rant tae masel. Why wud he get a dug's name tattoed?!?
Ah've hud tae sit doon wie sum kriss and joos tae calm doon and tell masel tae get sum class.
No sure ah shud be allowed oot.....
How ah can even admit tae this......
Ah thought Daisy Uncle wiz aboot the Brother's dug but now realise she's Dolly! When ah saw the bespoke boujee tattoo oan hiz haun ah hud a wee rant tae masel. Why wud he get a dug's name tattoed?!?
Ah've hud tae sit doon wie sum kriss and joos tae calm doon and tell masel tae get sum class.
No sure ah shud be allowed oot.....
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