Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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gilly31

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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I did wonder if Mario’s family meal outfit was influenced by the presence of his mum and dad. Maybe daddy McKnight might be embarrassed with his 40 year old son in lassies clothes and a full face of foundation and lip gloss
 
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AllieBee

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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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Rotten teeth must run in the family look at the state of sad Sadie's
 
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Daisy Uncle

Daisy Uncle

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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The sister, poor cow looks like Mario in a wig.
 
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Onlinedetective

SellYerMawForASubwaySalad said:
Cannae believe he's just bespoke compromised his security all by herself ahahhaha. Daft cow.

Disnae matter what's the best bars and restaurants they'll aw be closed down probably by the time they get there.
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He actually looks nice in the first photo. The second one makes him look like a lesbian called shaz
 
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Madge2022

Madge2022

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
I was just thinking that. I truly believe the dull bastard is actually planning a year in advance. Didn't the tea, coffee and sugar pots take 9 months to plan?
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Clutching ma beak, ah furgoat aboot the beverage stashun planning. Tattle really needs tae dae the memories thing like Facebook. 🤣
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“We did a thing”

he is trolling us trolls
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Is that a sex and the city 'thing'. Mebbes Martin thinks he Beirut toap flat is equivalent tae a New York penthouse.
 
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gilly31

It really annoys me he always goes on about annual leave. Who calls it annual leave ffs! makes it sound like he’s off once a year ie bleeping ANNUALLY when he actually seems to be off work every couple of weeks on HOLIDAYS!!!

Mario you’ve taken a weeks holiday! Not 9 days annual bleeping leave! You don’t take 5 days holiday then call it 9 days annual leave by adding the sat and sun each side to the 5 so STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
 
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bigmouth1927

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Daddy Mcknight is a lump isn't he? Thought he'd be some wirey spindley fucker like his cross dressing son.
 
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SuzyE

SuzyE

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying duck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a duck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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Howling!! 🤣👏
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

hopethishelpsallthebest

gilly31 said:
It really annoys me he always goes on about annual leave. Who calls it annual leave ffs! makes it sound like he’s off once a year ie bleeping ANNUALLY when he actually seems to be off work every couple of weeks on HOLIDAYS!!!

Mario you’ve taken a weeks holiday! Not 9 days annual bleeping leave! You don’t take 5 days holiday then call it 9 days annual leave by adding the sat and sun each side to the 5 so STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
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Starting from January, we really should keep track of how many annual leaves he has, for the wiki.
 
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mammaof3

mammaof3

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Starting from January, we really should keep track of how many annual leaves he has, for the wiki.
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I am sorry ma lovely but you need to take a step back and get some class. 💋

It is already being documented for Mr HMRC in the wiki. chefs kiss.

eta That sounds a bit harsh, I do apologise ma lovelie x
 
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