Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

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what AGE IS HE!?!? A literal baby would get this. Dear god.

What in the nan's shawl is that? Marion hen, putting wool in the bumming fort is not a good idea. Washing spunk off that will be a nightmare ms lovelie. It'll take 9 days for that to dry on your cunt washings airer, the noo.

 

[mammaof3]

So the ''saviour'' of cleaning has sent him some deadheads and he is practically having an orgasm over them.
Whereas his fiancé, who does rather a lot for him, gets hardly fuck all mentioned.

Mario, you are a tosser of the highest order, a user and a wanker.

There, I got that off ma chest >phew<

 

[SuzyE]

'My circle'...He means fake insta huns

 

[mammaof3]

Fooking hell, 3 drinks.

Deek is in far some loving tonight.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion, that wasnae a party. It was a dinner. You cannae class 5 guests as a party the nooo.

Who is this, and why doesnae she want to be there? She looks like she's aboot to cry.

This woman's eyes are screaming for help. And her face could do with a wee iron too, and her boots need burning.

Look at the stomach, the teeth and chins. Vile. She obviously couldnae take her cardi off due to sweat patches, prominent burger nipples and bingo wings. Aye.

 

[Madge2022]

As if, Martin. We all know you’re semi-literate and haven’t read a book since Dick and Dora in primary school. You can’t fool Tattlers, mate, factual.
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He better hope the DWP don't see this post of him reading or he won't be getting the benefit top up for his Kerry Katonas

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What made the fat slut dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi, oan this Friday night?

 

[ohdoris]

What the fuck is this? What happened to his nose? Why does his chin look like Bananaman?!

 

[Scottishmammy]

Remember when he said he wasn’t jumping on the barbie bandwagon

 

[gilly31]

What is wrong with this Fud??

 

[Babybail93]

I had an early night because my new tits were hurting and I wake up tae that massive night oot that I missed! Absolutely FUMMING the noo!

Can’t wait fae the birthday downer that will be hitting in a couple of days

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

the flowers from his besties company , 2 Bob from the garage he is chief sniffer and he gets that

 

[no flouncing]

Imagine how excited he was opening that Amazon package for it to be a box of crisps

£25 on that selection is scandalous too! It’s all the cheap crisps….six bags of ‘Thingies’ which are 15p each in my local corner shop.

Going to start my own bespoke crisp and joos Amazon service. I’ll post the link in my next post lovelies!

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.

Cheers for making my menopause symptoms 100 times worse

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

While we’re on definitions, I don’t know but I’d like to get to know what “greeting” means, as in “he’s pure greeting”, also.

Greetin is crying. I greet every time I see his dots of doom. Factual.

 

[Sloppys]

I bet they’re all sat in Moskito reading this thread

Well let’s face it, this thread is funnier than their night out .

Proof he does not wear any of the make up he’s got stashed in every orifice of the postage stamp. If you thought the 3 of you were off out you’d wear it seen as your sooo into your make up and love wearing it .

 

[mammaof3]

Don't blame autocorrect for your stupidity Maz..

So Mother Rendall has sent him, what looks like, a box full of cheap fooking crisps for his 40th, cheap mare.

and from Amazon!

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Oh, she's also sent him some books and pens as well.

These look good.

 

[Ferguson]

Wow, also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

#nofilter
#natural
#gift
#ad

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Can one of these inconsiderate bitches confirm the big night oot is over so I know if it’s safe to go to sleep? Jeez

If its not, Marion is definitely asleep in the toilet. Rayns probably beside herself, wondering what's wrong, wheres the old lady with the halitosis.