Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[DramaQueen79]

The thought of them two pished and dry humping up the back of McGill’s bus on the way hame is giving me the boak

 

[Madge2022]

Don't forget about £10 on the felt tips as well

She really pushed the boat oot far his 40th.

ETA I stand corrected.

£24 for the box of crisis.

so roughly £42 spent on him...


View attachment 2413139

Has Martin got a part time job writing their description information on Amazon. Chees and onion, walakers

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

A colouring book , a f’n colouring book I am deed

So funny how all these people are sending the presents not one turned up to the bedsit or arranged a coffee meet up or lunch … sit doon keep in the lines billy nae mates

 

[mrsbucket]

Wednesday.

View attachment 2419347

Friday, also.

View attachment 2419353

Feck me I hope Mario has some cranberry juice in his bespoke drinks trolley. Judging by Hannah's swimsuit she will be oan a thrush journey this weekend.

The stupid pose on him
View attachment 2419433

Whit in the Simon Cowell is that t-shirt?

 

[Caw1982]

Oh god Maz, why is everything you do so shit
As if Derek at least didn't say they were going out somewhere nice to meet the dress code.
Mario - that stone you've lost has done you dirty. It's returned as massive rocks.
I think she's peri menopausal, her hips are huge.

 

[muscadet]

It’s to be 24 degrees in Paisley on Tuesday and this daft cunt has spunked his Autumn load already, sad bastard

 

[SuzyE]

Where the hell is she gonna sleep? Bespoke camp bed in communal area amongst the needles and piss riddled stairs?

She had the sofa last time, so she's got the thrill of the new brick sofa this time. Personally, I'd book myself in to a hotel

 

[Madge2022]

She's been reading here. Hay fatty
View attachment 2413788

Martin shud treat himsel tae sum spelling lessons and nae debates.

A 40 yo obsessed ower a cup, bloody hell. Stoap the wurld, ah'm getting aff.

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Autumn decs are obscene, just remember he doesnae do Halloween.

Just in preparation for the sheer volume of autumn shite he’ll have in the postage stamp. Him and Deek will probably have to sleep on the stairwell.

 

[gilly31]

Looks like his besties on her way to Beirut! Hope she booked a hotel cause if no its a night on the concrete sofa

Hot from Ibiza straight to Seedhill!
What a fucking come down that is hen!

Hope she has a tracker and immobiliser on that Range Rover

I would like to take just a minute as tattlers to remember the last visit and take a few moments of prayer for the same level of humiliation and fun for us! Attached below some bespoke captured reminders

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

The florist has written this like a true tattler.

‘Also loves autumn vibes’

‘In my wee flower journey’

I don’t think it’s suppost to be funny but also is

Why are they posting like an order from Hinch to Mario is a flex? It’s just embarrassing how far up their arses they are

 

[Skyflier6727]

This is the best thread on tattle nae debates!

No one arguing way each other. it’s light hearted and funny, it doesn’t go round in fucking circles with people asking stupid questions and never fails to make me laugh!

I love this thread. Everyone is just ma circle IFDKGTK

 

[Poptart]

I assume oor Sophie is there?

 

[Buttons13]

Hannah hen you are wasting your breakup body in Paisley!! Factual

 

[SuzyE]

He's doing that stupid face like he did when Hannah and her ex turned up at the flat, only this time he's got a triple chin

Screaming Rendall as well. Classy bitch

 

[Little Miss Planner]

There was one on Saturday after his wee tea, and she's sent these today, ah need Martin tae get the beak in shot tae get an idea of the size of bouquet.
View attachment 2408881

Is it just me or do those flowers look (a) wilting and (b) artificial and a bit weird? What's with all the ribbons? That's an awfully weird looking bouquet

 

[mammaof3]

Fook, I was only jesting with the colouring books from his mate gobby Rendall.
but what the hell she got him one, what with his KerryKatonas and all

Hahahahaha.

Maz - again it's grateful.

Maz re collars - many owners of litters identify the babies via collars for feeding purposes. And they are possibly paper ones. so get a grip and shut ya cakehole.

---

He’s one fucking Muppet. If he knew anything about cats and kittens he would know that those collars are paper and used to identify kittens that young for weight purposes. His ignorance astounds me

Sorry hun, I didn't know you had already educated our maz on kitten collars. kiss kiss.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

You know after last night with letting him go out dressed like that and the overall fakeness of the whole thing I’m convinced Hannah is a Tattler.

Hannah hen if you’re reading this don’t be shy stand up and take a bow as that’s honestly the best bit of trolling I’ve ever seen

 

[mrsbucket]

Totally!. I've just watched it and l still can't believe the difference without his filters. He looks more like his brother, natural and fat faced!

Don't come for me hens but I actually think he looks better without the filters. Less Robbie Rotten/Bruce Forsyth. Don't get me wrang he's still the ugliest runt this side of the Clyde but ahm pyoor affronted that he thinks those filters improve his appearance And he's still goat breath that could gag a maggot also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

She's been reading here. Hay fatty