Ayrshire I assume. He appears to be going hame to Ayr fur the day….alsoMilton Browngod give me strength just how bleeping illiterate is he
Also what’s the shire? Surely not another shopping centre?
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Ah ok is that where he’s from? That would make sense
Absolutely screaming at Hannah trolling him fae Ibiza 
! Nae present or hotel stay for his 40th this year and so forth. So aye
! Nae present or hotel stay for his 40th this year and so forth. So aye
I thought he wis fae saltcoats? Either way I'm no that far from either o them so I stayed in the hoose the day jist in case!
Hauld the McGills... Why on earth does Meidre own an ice bucket? 
Fae all the parties he hosts? So he can keep his Asti bespokely chilled? I'm willing to bet I host mair soiree's in my hoose than this cleg nut and I huv no need for an ice bucket.
Fae all the parties he hosts? So he can keep his Asti bespokely chilled? I'm willing to bet I host mair soiree's in my hoose than this cleg nut and I huv no need for an ice bucket.
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Are these her tampax?
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Am ah doing being fae Ayrshire wrang? Ah've never called it "the shire" in ma puff. Factual. Since ah'm nae a hobbit also. But if fowk ither than Mario call it that ah will get back in ma ain lane.
Wow, a lot of thought went into that present didn't it
Nothing says ‘special friend’ like a tit present turning up late for your special birthday
Yep. Stephen Mulhern knows him so well. Also.
I need tae get tae know what those pedigree chum treats are for, this app isnae ma joab
I would cry if one of my closest friends sent me £4 worth of crisps for a milestone birthday.
Absolute insult. And I love crisps.
Absolute insult. And I love crisps.
Oh god me too. I thank Jesus Mary and the wee donkey daily for my utility room (simply ponging of wealth here)
Sorry now but does that dildo have pubes? Vom.
It's for Marion, because he's a bleeping dog. So aye.
Has he really shared a post from Maw R saying how special friends are when said posts say they’ll need to meet up soon? Surely a great friend would go out their way to be with you as close to your special birthday as possible? As for the box of crisps, duck off!
Don't blame autocorrect for your stupidity Maz..
So Mother Rendall has sent him, what looks like, a box full of cheap fooking crisps for his 40th, cheap mare.
and from Amazon!
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Oh, she's also sent him some books and pens as well.
These look good.
So Mother Rendall has sent him, what looks like, a box full of cheap fooking crisps for his 40th, cheap mare.
and from Amazon!
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Oh, she's also sent him some books and pens as well.
These look good.
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Happy 40th, you look like a Wotsit, smell like a Frazzle and have a dick like a Chipstick. Also.
We need tae change the way we think obviously, need tae be mair jakey!
Wasn't it Mother Rendall who was the main one rooting around in his kitchen cupboards and taking the piss out of him?. Yeah Mario, she's a real friend mate #Sucker
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