Yep. Of course he would have bought his a year ago. Before Home bargains even designed the crap.
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He’s going to feel ridiculous having his autumn tat up when it’s 22 in Beirut next week. It’s a steady 30 all week where I am in that place abroad and the thought of autumn decs has me deed.
Hay F R I A D A Y
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"Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer."
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"Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer."
Never a truer word was spoken. Factual.
Just seen a running instagrammer I follow has landed in Teguise. Obviously it is the place to be also.
Hot as hades but cool as duck (I looked like a balloon when I was there last month-September today
- and couldn’t get my shoes on most days).
(Mario, your Stanley will probably take you over your 22kg limit with all your holidaytat make up so if I were you, leave the honking thing at home)
Hot as hades but cool as duck (I looked like a balloon when I was there last month-September today
- and couldn’t get my shoes on most days).(Mario, your Stanley will probably take you over your 22kg limit with all your holiday
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Hay ma lovelies, wan mair shift tae the weekend, unless youse don't wurk a Friday like me 
Goat ma wean up fur school and she said it's Autumn today, so ah'm noo putting up ma crissmas tree. Tonsa luv and
Goat ma wean up fur school and she said it's Autumn today, so ah'm noo putting up ma crissmas tree. Tonsa luv and
Sit doon and get some class the manleys no going he got bespoke cups with their names oan them tae take insteadJust seen a running instagrammer I follow has landed in Teguise. Obviously it is the place to be also.
Hot as hades but cool as duck (I looked like a balloon when I was there last month-September today
(Mario, your Stanley will probably take you over your 22kg limit with all your holidaytatmake up so if I were you, leave the honking thing at home)
"Ahv only had one hot choclit this holiday seezun!"
The hot drink stayshun was pyoor gathering dust.
Bespoke mould in aw his stashun accessories."Ahv only had one hot choclit this holiday seezun!"
The hot drink stayshun was pyoor gathering dust.
It's probably the liveliest thing in his flat so aya
'My circle'...He means fake insta huns 
Imagine having to pretend you have pals and get voice notes'My circle'...He means fake insta huns
The only circle this one has is his arse-hole. Factual.'My circle'...He means fake insta huns
I might be veering right oot ma laine here but hes no hud any dots o doom awe week. Im thinking hes maybes already in that place abroad and awe the posts since his birthday huv been pre records, the flowers could huv been delivered earlier, its suspicious they were delivered at weird times and late also.
The only thing I can see that might prove me wrang is the story wi the witches hats and the telly is oan in the background, but I canny make oot what the programme is.
Of course none of this might be #factual
I have tae much time oan ma hands also so back in my laine I go.
Tonsa love
The only thing I can see that might prove me wrang is the story wi the witches hats and the telly is oan in the background, but I canny make oot what the programme is.
Of course none of this might be #factual
I have tae much time oan ma hands also so back in my laine I go.
Tonsa love
what AGE IS HE!?!? A literal baby would get this. Dear god.Bet she's in the Home Bargains queue the day. Copying Hinch's purchases.
Aww wrapped up in winter clothes.
Aww wrapped up in winter clothes.
Has Gem done that as a piss take?!
There's no way in hell I'd show that on social media Mind when he wisnae gonna show anymore gifts to keep it private? Confirmation if your present wasn't on his story (derek) he hated it.
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His circle is a bespoke dot because its just him and his multiple personalities'My circle'...He means fake insta huns
His are only 16 minutes because he waffles so much. They could be less than 1 minute if he wasn’t so bleeping illiterate!'My circle'...He means fake insta huns
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