Ma weans keep calling them my “bolt ons”. I said if they keep on I’ll be sending them tae live wae Maz and sleep oan her concrete velvet sofa. So aye alsoCan *my new Tits were hurting etc* be fitted into the new thread title please.Although sympathies babybail, but I'm a horrible cow and it made me laugh. *rummages thrcough babybails kitchen cupboards*
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Oh behave with your overpriced junk! (The bottle, not the turkey tits). You could reach the kitchen sink from the couch!
So hannah was out last night and needed a fry up today, implying she's hanging and has still proceeded to drive.
These people are bleeping thick as tit.
These people are bleeping thick as tit.
Seems 24 hrs with Maz in Beruit Towers was enough for the poor gal.
Probably has Bruse the massage therapist booked in after sleeping on that concrete bloke sofa.
and she ate a full Scottish breakfast not 5 hours previously so she was not running on just adrenaline and sugar.
Probably has Bruse the massage therapist booked in after sleeping on that concrete bloke sofa.
and she ate a full Scottish breakfast not 5 hours previously so she was not running on just adrenaline and sugar.
Her nails are horrible. You can tell a lot about a person but the company they keep, so she is a bleep by association
Hilarious how all the insta fuds need to get their car badge in when showing off their “Starbies”. Dickheads so aye.
‘Hunners of you came to say hi and how my little page helps yous’
Not ma quote.
My suggestion is cleaning with mario #108: bespoke birthday bits and turkey tits (also)Can *my new Tits were hurting etc* be fitted into the new thread title please.
Funny how so many lovelies come tae say Hi when no one else is around.
Yet put him in public with his family or his circle all screeching and no a single person recognises him.
Interesting how he meets all these hunners of people but never gets tagged in any in the wild pics. And the fans he does meet are always called Julie....
Christ on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
If she wants a fry up then shes not been banging devils dust up her snout. Small mercies. So aye.
He spelt grateful properly. *faints*
Keep dreaming fat face. You love living in the flat REMEMBER! 
Pyoor cooncil tit aff wee deek! IYKYK
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@hopethishelpsallthebest crying out for your magic this one hen! Plenty of scope for your bespoke touches
.Oh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat bleep. Also.
Ffs I’m laughing so hard I’ve woken up my bairn also
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