Ma weans keep calling them my “bolt ons”. I said if they keep on I’ll be sending them tae live wae Maz and sleep oan her concrete velvet sofa. So aye alsoCan *my new Tits were hurting etc* be fitted into the new thread title please. Although sympathies babybail, but I'm a horrible cow and it made me laugh. *rummages thrcough babybails kitchen cupboards*