hopethishelpsallthebest
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Happy 40th, you look like a Wotsit, smell like a Frazzle and have a dick like a Chipstick. Also.
On this bespoke dayn of birthday dawn I'd like to Congratulate the handsome groom Deed Deek & his pyoor stunning bride.
Wishing you'se both many years of happiness also.
(@hopethishelpsallthebest an easy one for you hen)
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Excuse me hen, it's one of his faves! #stapulAs if the illiterate dumbass is gonna read that book! That's beyond him
Hinch, Greedy, Solomon & Her deed sister must be stuck in traffic also.Anyone else think the lassies only agreed to go as long as they didn’t have to go to the cat piss flat in seedhill?
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‘We’ll come Hannah but can we go somewhere nice?’
He'll be googling 17.17 angel number. Don't worry ma hen mario I've done it for you to save time in this dayn of dawnHannah is on her way up to the metal box to celebrate her favourite person ETA 17.17.
Now then, now then, what's all this about? Also.This grown man has just celebrated his 40th Birthday & he’s spending his days looking for Barbie perfume & buying witches hats.
He is NOT ok
Well, I have something to confess. About 3 weeks ago, I was at the small business known as B&M, don't know if anyones heard of it, but it's basically a cheap shop here in Wales. Anyway, I seen these gorgeous white pumpkins that were absoloote pure stapuls for my living room, I bought them, chucked them on my side table to see what they'd look like, and that's where they've sat ever since. Pure bespoke. I've also done a fuck load of Christmas shopping and ordered my bespoke Christmas name labels. There'll be absolutely no debates on ma post, and do not anyone dare challenge me oan this. In fact do not even click the quote button on ma post, or you'll be blocked, reported and deleted. I refuse to engage in conversation about any of the above. So aye. Capesh.Ahem
However, hear me out. Its just a small change of door wreath and flower arrangements, it ain't that deep. No B&M bobbies or willy nilly witches hats here
Charm bracelets on men ick...sorry not sorry
Sorry did he really say they came from Sophie Jamie the boys and the FOOFS?!!! Jesus Christ Maz can't you get anything right? A foof is a vagina you absolute plum.So the ''saviour'' of cleaning has sent him some deadheads and he is practically having an orgasm over them.
Whereas his fiancé, who does rather a lot for him, gets hardly fuck all mentioned.
Mario, you are a tosser of the highest order, a user and a wanker.
There, I got that off ma chest >phew<
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