I just keep coming back to look at his roundy heid.
It’s fascinating.
Your best yet, @hopethishelpsallthebest
Happy burpday, @Madge2022
It’s fascinating.
Your best yet, @hopethishelpsallthebest
Happy burpday, @Madge2022
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@Madge2022 happy birthday ma hen, sending you tattie hearts and hope Mr madge is poised over the bath ready 
Imagine them all making their way through the high footfall areaAny normal person would have everyone back to their gaff is they had travelled from the shire to celebrate your bday, evidence of a wee hoose party would actual make my day
I'm pretty sure it was oor @Tinkerbell cat birthday yesterday too. I cannae remember if it's her wee birthday on Marion's accidental early birthday or his real birthday. Or in between. Well happy birthday anyway, here's something for you to enjoy, the night. To get you in the mood and so forth.
I hope Hooker Sadie, Krystal Meth and his bro all look on this page and snigger at your pics of him! Probably Deek as well cos he hates that fat little pig that's squatting in his pencil box
Jesus Christ on a bastard bike.
Pyoor collective PTSD is going tae be apon us all.
Times like this I wish I had Kerry Katonas
Feck, it's literally 2 different people!
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I'm screaming here!
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@hopethishelpsallthebest You're on fire tonight hen
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The size of it he could balance it on his heed to keep dryHe’s actually within walking distance hen and it’s currently pissing doonwell walking distance if your no wearing fake Guccis
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He looks like hes got Deeks bong up his arse!
Aww I feel your pain hen! Fellow VirgoDae it, it's ma birthday today and he's stealing ma thunder
Mazda makes me feel like I’m birthday-ing wrong. I didn’t get ma glad rags on a 3pm on a Saturday for a “night” out!
Maybe I should start:
- Chanting from the rooftops it’s the last day of my 44’s
- story every gift and card I had today
- Burn ma birthday top
- And go for a birthday dinner at 2pm!
Your search history must be filthier than Mario’s skirting boards, hen.
Happy birdcage oor @Madge2022. Hope you’ve goat a night aw cosy wi Mr Madge and some joos and criss sorted.
Av No been well ma lovelies but am thinking this birthday malarkey may well cure me so aye.
Goat tae say it though. That birthday shot at the table is the maist normal the wee scrote has looked in a long time. Nae Edward Scissorhands haircut. Nae scabby lips full of baby batter. Nae spiders legs lashes. Nae Bungles skin or woodloose cowat.
Just his wee moon face that only his mother could luv but that’s as good as it gets fur Marion at forty.
Av No been well ma lovelies but am thinking this birthday malarkey may well cure me so aye.
Goat tae say it though. That birthday shot at the table is the maist normal the wee scrote has looked in a long time. Nae Edward Scissorhands haircut. Nae scabby lips full of baby batter. Nae spiders legs lashes. Nae Bungles skin or woodloose cowat.
Just his wee moon face that only his mother could luv but that’s as good as it gets fur Marion at forty.
I'd say same. Finally dressing his age which actually looks smart. Those trackies and trainers combos are for teens.
He's still a drama queen but finally the penny might have dropped that pat butcher blouses are no fer him
It’s no ma joab tae know Paisley (Ah don’t frequent that side of the watter me, am allergic tae the Tunnel) but I think it’s Genova
Ngl I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a Pat Butcheresque type blouse that we could've taken the piss out of for the next year but hey ho. We still have his autumn and Crissmas to goI'd say same. Finally dressing his age which actually looks smart. Those trackies and trainers combos are for teens.
He's still a drama queen but finally the penny might have dropped that pat butcher blouses are no fer him
Hens, what if this is it.I'd say same. Finally dressing his age which actually looks smart. Those trackies and trainers combos are for teens.
He's still a drama queen but finally the penny might have dropped that pat butcher blouses are no fer him
What if he starts tae dress normally, stops buying tat, gets a 9-5 job, moves into a house.
What we gonna do?
Do we reckon wee Deek paid the bill or a whip round? 
Ah! Bless his wee polycotton socks! He looks a right bobbydazzler tonight!
Well done ma hen, showing us all how normal you can look when you try hard.
Well done ma hen, showing us all how normal you can look when you try hard.
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