Why is she ready to go out for lunch at 9.57am?
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Happy burthday Madge hen
I hope Mr Madge gave ye yer dumps while bent over the bath
I hope Mr Madge gave ye yer dumps while bent over the bath
Hame bargains first hen, to pick up some flash and zoflora oot his birthday money. He'll be turning up at Tigerlilys with all his usual carrier bags.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Madge, ma lovelie! 
If you've nae gawt at least 4 balloons with ur age awn, then ur nawt doing it Mario style. 
If you've nae gawt at least 4 balloons with ur age awn, then ur nawt doing it Mario style. 
Deek the morra when he catches up with this thread in the M&S bogs:
So aye and so forth also.
So aye and so forth also.
Hahahaha this is giving me Scottish Declan BF vibes here.
Hellllloooo.
IYDKGTK
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Oooo I'm crap and don't know how to create new thread, but what amazing timing
The fat bleep has photoshopped her thigh so itโs the same width as her calf but forgot to do the other leg the daft bint!
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Oh hen, when they add SDโs boyf into the clips on Scottish Duncan tiktok I am on the flair!! Too funny!!Hahahaha this is giving me Scottish Declan BF vibes here.
Hellllloooo.
IYDKGTK
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Oooo I'm crap and don't know how to create new thread, but what amazing timing
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We are gonna need a mock-up of him ootside Tigerlily hen. Eventhough you think itโs no yer joab, it actually is. Tonsalove xxx
I'm glad I'm not the only ridiculously immature one that finds that hillarious
Happy Birthday Maz.
Best friend in the world
How come the reflection in the mirror of his fugly shoes this morning look twice the width?
So all the happy birthday messages he is reposting isn't from actual friends it's other pages 'influencers' taking his photos from his Instagram and wishing him happy birthday. Only photo he has posted when he was with that eccy jaw, redhead one and Hannah... confirms he really doesn't have friends off that app.
Why has he made his legs half the size they really are? We all know how Marion really looks. Filters do him no favours. Also
Why has he made his legs half the size they really are? We all know how Marion really looks. Filters do him no favours. Also
Did everyone's gran no used to do this? Getting picked up at 1pm, shes sitting ready clutching her handbag on her lap from 9am. Coat on, the lot
The fat bleep editing his leg
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Why does he go overboard on his replies like this one. Tit.
Has anyone seen a post from Hinch?!
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Happy birthday @Madge2022
Has anyone seen a post from Hinch?!
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Happy birthday @Madge2022
The "sister" bit kills me.Why does he go overboard on his replies like this one. Tit.
Has anyone seen a post from Hinch?!
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Happy birthday @Madge2022
Has to get the McGills bus to take him to Edinburgh dawl. Mind its a sunday service oan the buses the day
What have I missed? Yesterdays celebrations burnt me out.
We've got the teddy bears picnic to look forward to today hens.
We've got the teddy bears picnic to look forward to today hens.
It appears illiteracy runs deeper in the familyโฆ
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