What does Mario work as? I've never been able to work it out. Not like I can DM him to ask given he has them switched off! So not sure where his "hunners of DM's" come from......
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He has 'clients' in the local police station. Works appropriately 23 mins a day hen. IYDKTGTK. Also tons love
I bet they feel like a microfibre cloth
imagine them catching on the dry skin on his elbows. Ew
No one cares, you sad loser posting needy posts. Billy no mates 
Im using that from now onAbsolutely loved Button Moon also
Mario Moon
I’m off to button moon, followed Mario moon, button moon! Quality kid’s program that was 
Did he say he was taking a week off before his birthday, or after?
He's letting all the lovelies know so next weekend he will be flooded with DM saying happy birthday.
Next week he will repost any stories of happy birthdays messages, he put a story of a free gift/birthday gift being sent to him, he told us about his birthday outfit but remember Marion wants to keep his birthday low key. He hasn't told us much but is he 40?
Polishing hard wood ...ah mean truncheons.He has 'clients' in the local police station. Works appropriately 23 mins a day hen. IYDKTGTK. Also tons love
Noo that’s a BINGO right there with the barrnet and this clown is that much of a zoomer he lives on button moon and nae debates ma lovelies
Mario Moon has ended me totally showing ma age but I loved that show. Ma wain is nae amused at me clutching ma beak on this bespoke, cosy Saturday night 
What a minger wearing manky unwashed jammies, I hope some dirty clat picked their beek and wiped a bespoke bogie on the fugly new gear
totally showing ma age but I loved that show. Ma wain is nae amused at me clutching ma beak on this bespoke, cosy Saturday night What a minger wearing manky unwashed jammies, I hope some dirty clat picked their beek and wiped a bespoke bogie on the fugly new gear
Awww oor Maz has no wood to polish just a little splinter. Maybe someone will gift him a bigger boaby for his birthday that he's keeping quiet about but hasn't stopped telling everyone about in the hope of getting a DM.Polishing hard wood ...ah mean truncheons.
Those pyjamas are terrible also. They make him look even fatter
The bulbous nose as well!! Mrs Moon, Martin's influencer of choice. #factual
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He's off tae East Kilbride, wi wee Deek Mr Spoon, Mario moon #singithenIm using that from now on
I’m buzzin for next weekend hens 
calling an early bingo on the following possible outcomes so feel free to add
1. Pat Butcher blouse,
2. Pauline fowler cardi
3. Orange makeup and pale neck and filtered to duck selfie showing off his “makeup skills”
4. goochi’s finest shoes
5. fresh “hair don’t” by Nathan Todd
6. Beige food
7. “Boy done good” surprise gift from Deek that Marion told him to buy
8. Fake designer gift (Goochi/Louis Veeeton, Christian Deeeor etc)
9. Cake monstrosity from Krystal Chandelier
10. Hannah Ava May / insta huns “surprise”visit
11. Hunners of messages / reposts from fake pals
12. A wee comma break if Hinch doesn’t send him a message
Just a few guesses
calling an early bingo on the following possible outcomes so feel free to add 1. Pat Butcher blouse,
2. Pauline fowler cardi
3. Orange makeup and pale neck and filtered to duck selfie showing off his “makeup skills”
4. goochi’s finest shoes
5. fresh “hair don’t” by Nathan Todd
6. Beige food
7. “Boy done good” surprise gift from Deek that Marion told him to buy
8. Fake designer gift (Goochi/Louis Veeeton, Christian Deeeor etc)
9. Cake monstrosity from Krystal Chandelier
10. Hannah Ava May / insta huns “surprise”visit
11. Hunners of messages / reposts from fake pals
12. A wee comma break if Hinch doesn’t send him a message
Just a few guesses
Mario Button Mushroom Moon
He's gonna be absolutely raging catching up on here tomorrow
Let's hope he doesn't have a midnight scroll or poor Deek will be up in the night again to settle him doonHe's gonna be absolutely raging catching up on here tomorrow
I can’t deny the uncomfortable similarity to Mr Spoon, but please don’t spoil my fond memories of Button Moon!
I have no such feelings about mushrooms, so crack on with any button mushroom analogies and so forth.
The birthday chat is cos he wants to whip up messages and gifting as he’s flexing the angle that he’s the nations sweetheart; the underdog of instagram who didn’t make it big cos of homophobia. He’s probably got the daily record on speed dial, offering them an exclusive with ‘thee OG’ as he turns 40.
Hinch has replaced him with her llamas as they have more intelligent chat, so he’ll be a long time waiting for her birthday wishes, but it’s going to be funny to watch his passive aggressive vaguebooking and high pitched declarations of I’M FINE as the bday hours tick by and no message arrives from Sopha.
I have no such feelings about mushrooms, so crack on with any button mushroom analogies and so forth.
The birthday chat is cos he wants to whip up messages and gifting as he’s flexing the angle that he’s the nations sweetheart; the underdog of instagram who didn’t make it big cos of homophobia. He’s probably got the daily record on speed dial, offering them an exclusive with ‘thee OG’ as he turns 40.
Hinch has replaced him with her llamas as they have more intelligent chat, so he’ll be a long time waiting for her birthday wishes, but it’s going to be funny to watch his passive aggressive vaguebooking and high pitched declarations of I’M FINE as the bday hours tick by and no message arrives from Sopha.
'Derek, DEREK, I can't believe those jealous, nasty trolls. I'm just me, trying to support all small businesses, working ma fingers to the bone. Don't they know I'm an original OG on this app with a professional AOL email address. It's just no fair. Derek, Derek are you listening"
oh to be a fly on the wallA lot of singing to these commentsHe's gonna be absolutely raging catching up on here tomorrow
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'Derek, DEREK, I can't believe those jealous, nasty trolls. I'm just me, trying to support all small businesses, working ma fingers to the bone. Don't they know I'm an original OG on this app with a professional AOL email address. It's just no fair. Derek, Derek are you listening"
Don't be fooled by the tat that he's got, he's still Mario fae the scheme. The J Lo oaf Paisley #soaye
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