Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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Is there a Wilko at that wee business East Kilbride? Cos I just got a notification fae anither wee business called Ayrshire daily news saying Wilko has got 50% aff aw Christmas shite and mare. We can hope he never finds oot also.
 
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People who follow you on there Mas, only do so to take the piss out of you.

Met so many lovelies.
What a bizarre lie from someone who gets about 12 likes oan that app.
 
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Why is he telling his lovelies that he met them...they were there, surely they already know 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Ah wuz at them yesterday, missed him by a day. Was trying to get ma weans pencils, pencil cases and lunch bags fur school starting oan Monday. Oanly hud Peppa pig and princess wans oot, but don't think ma weans would want them at secondary school. 🤔

Shops had lots of autumn and crissmas stock. 😒

Serves me right fur no buying school stuff five years ago. Ah need tae get tae ken like Martin and be organised, also.
Madge hen, you're leaving things far too late. You need to get the school stationery before they break up for the holidays. Youse are doing it all wrang doll #thankmelater #iykyk

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Off to get fresh air by sitting on a bus for an hour to go to a shopping centre 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 there’s a cracking park round the corner from you ya fud
 
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Is there a Wilko at that wee business East Kilbride? Cos I just got a notification fae anither wee business called Ayrshire daily news saying Wilko has got 50% aff aw Christmas shite and mare. We can hope he never finds oot also.
Wilko's has gone intae bespoke administration, he's 100% one of those cu next Tuesday's who will revel in the bargain through someone else's misfortune.

Wilko's your fight it nae Maz's fight, so capeesh 👊
 
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What the duck is Ava Mayfair? According to Hannah’s post it’s been in development for 2 years 🤔
She's going to use fair trade coconut oil in a sub brand. So wants to go down the route of fair trade, great, genuinely lovely idea for a subsidiary company, yet was still selling mass produced Chinese burners, tissue boxes, etc. Smells like fairwashing and probably a desperate attempt to try to be different in a saturated market. I'm all for fair trade and fair wages too, but are the Marios of this world going to appreciate higher pricing to accommodate that versus the stuff she makes in her core range?
 
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Hens he has been spending his petty cash the day oan more shite that will go doon the communal shoot , cant wait to see the fat slug try them oan

Lots of you have been messaging me = naewan did and he is trying to justify putting up his shart coloured tit for what is autumn
 
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Madge hen, you're leaving things far too late. You need to get the school stationery before they break up for the holidays. Youse are doing it all wrang doll #thankmelater #iykyk

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Ah ken that noo, pyoor affronted! Ah bought next year's Easter eggs though, ah've learned ma lesson #factual
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Don't forget to put your horrible white socks on 😖

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A nearly 40 yo man, nae ties and his Saturday night is sorted wi a pair of primark jammies, even though he sleeps in the scud.
 
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50 odd pound worth of white company products that literally go down the drain paired with an ugly set of cheap primark pjs, pure utter wealth vibes also.
 
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A wee day out to east kilbride, soup and half a sandwich and a new loungewear set? Jesus wept he’ll be away to the local knit and natter group next.
 
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