He genuinely thinks he’s eating healthily with that. That plate of food is easily about 800kcal, he would’ve been as well with a McDonalds.
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He better not wear those jammies near a candle.
That much (unwashed
) recycled polyester should not be seen near a naked flame!
That much (unwashed
) recycled polyester should not be seen near a naked flame!
A day oot in East Kilbride (in big writing too!) when actually he has gone to an indoor shopping centre that could be anywhere and goes to shops that are available in lots of places. East Kilbride is a nice wee town, he could have goat some nice photies for the gram if he wasn’t such a sad sack. I’ll include a photo of EK here to inspire him in case he wants to stop wasting his life in Primark one day. (This no my photie. Also)
That’s his lunch that he’s shat out and is having another go at
What even is that in breadcrumbs??
chicken, fish?? And what’s that rice stuff all about? Uncle bens? That’s a lot of question marks ---
I’m about 2 miles away from him and I’ve got all my windows open, the thought of the cosy jammies and socks are making me ill
and aye you tell us you prefer your ikea slippers to uggs; if you still had them they would be in every photo
I don’t even know where to start with this… The hair, the eyebrows, the wonky eyes…
Wan eye still in East Kilbride, the other haufway hame oan the McGill's bus.View attachment 2390818
I don’t even know where to start with this… The hair, the eyebrows, the wonky eyes…
Sing that Martin, also.
Does he gel the front scraped down & spike the back up hahahahahaView attachment 2390818
I don’t even know where to start with this… The hair, the eyebrows, the wonky eyes…
Bog brush
How has he got brushed cotton pyjamas on when it’s muggy AF? I’m melting in my multiple room tenement flat so there’s no chance he’s wanting to get cosy in his postage flat with a drug den below!!
duck off 
Those winter jammies, that hair, bog eyed.
Has tae be a parody
Wan hunner percent also.
Those winter jammies, that hair, bog eyed.
Has tae be a parody
Wan hunner percent also.
Those feckin white socks!. He needs a hard slap 
Ah, that’s why I saw six police cars with lights on and sirens blaring heading in the direction of EK town centre earlier, extra security for the celebrity visitor
Not even brushed cotton. They’re recycled polyester - he showed the label! Sweat city!
He gives me Mrs Button from Button moon vibes with that hair and I’m sorry for showing my age if you don’t know get to know
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At least Mrs Button suited her bog brush barnet
You stink of wealth hen. I'm just drowning in Malbec and antipasti. Yer passions are no my passions.
Also.
Honestly, this thread is just too funny. Proper pissing myself at it tonight. You are just too quick
Spine bright, tattle bastards
Spine bright, tattle bastards
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