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I don’t even know where to start with this… The hair, the eyebrows, the wonky eyes…
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Sorry ma hens I was living life as it should be lived at the weekend and missed the chicken Kiev. Imagine posting an asda just essentials Kiev, a packet of microwave rice and a wee dot of salad and having the gall and the gumption to kid on that's a diet friendly meal. Kievs are usually either full of garlic butter or cheese the silly witch
Mah lovelies. Oan mah deepest darkest days, this bespoke thread always brightens me up like a spining diamond 
Keep all yer powers and so oan and so forth xxxx
Keep all yer powers and so oan and so forth xxxx
Mario taking a nature walk in the autumn? Carting about b&m isn’t a nature walk ma lovelie
So he’s going to bake a pie and take up knitting 
factual
Hay Tuesday
4 mins til my shift starts hens. Spine bright ma lovelies. Its a lovely sunny day here in Wales. Am not ready for Autumn or Winter. I want the sun belting down in my garden thats attached to my hoose which has a front door,back door and a bath
4 mins til my shift starts hens. Spine bright ma lovelies. Its a lovely sunny day here in Wales. Am not ready for Autumn or Winter. I want the sun belting down in my garden thats attached to my hoose which has a front door,back door and a bath
I too am in Wales. Get in yer own lane. I'm the OG on this app. Don't contact us again. Capeesh? Spine bright lovely. XHay Tuesday
4 mins til my shift starts hens. Spine bright ma lovelies. Its a lovely sunny day here in Wales. Am not ready for Autumn or Winter. I want the sun belting down in my garden thats attached to my hoose which has a front door,back door and a bath
Mentally he is in autumn? Is he duck. Mentally he’s in B&M. I am tragically up north with himself who is making me climb a Munro. I’ve told him there are easier ways to be a widower! Spine bright ma lovelies. See you if I survive….. I’m off to mop kick ma way up a big hill 
Autumn is my favourite time of year, when it is actually autumn. Not 2 month before!!! Ive still got a trip to that place abroad to look forward to before I even think about getting aww cosy with the blankets oot. Spine bright. Smell the wealth. Also.
HAY T U E A S D A Y
Yes fat lad, of course you'll be baking, walking & starting a new hobby
Yes fat lad, of course you'll be baking, walking & starting a new hobby
Mare chance of him dain a jobby than starting a new hobby hen!!HAY T U E A S D A Y
Yes fat lad, of course you'll be baking, walking & starting a new hobby
He's got a cheek he barely does duck all on this list apart from light his shitey candles
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Cleaning with Mario: Buying plastic leaves in B&M is not the same as an Autumn nature walk ma lovelie
He clearly doesnt understand because I assume he means the ballroom scene rather than the vogue scene? I actually have a red neck for him!
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Well, he has achieved 3 things off that list befare Autumn even comes. Factual.
Cosy naps, light candles and warm socks/PJs. Always. Also.
Well, he has achieved 3 things off that list befare Autumn even comes. Factual.
Cosy naps, light candles and warm socks/PJs. Always. Also.
He talks some utter shite in his stories
The handwriting doesn't match the person especially when they are usually an awful speller. That's all fae me no much happenin but am fiinnne. Tons love 
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The handwriting doesn't match the person especially when they are usually an awful speller. That's all fae me no much happenin but am fiinnne. Tons love
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The handwriting doesn't match the person especially when they are usually an awful speller. That's all fae me no much happenin but am fiinnne. Tons love
I think you'll find hen, if I, Mario ever wrote a memoire, it'll no be a book it'll be a bastard pamphlet. So Aye
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