Omfg you're all right. What a complete imbecile.
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He maybe is on a breakdoon jurney actual cause there is no other explanation for the bullshit he’s spewed tonight 
and aye nae filter 
and aye nae filter We can see the filter name you simpleton.
I tried it on and it looked like I’d tried to blur my skin.
Stupid neep.
I tried it on and it looked like I’d tried to blur my skin.
Stupid neep.
I’ve just tried that filter and im like a different bleeping person. Why does he lie so much? It’s just weird Maybe he has that filter saved and anytime he uses he it just convinces himself it’s the normal insta camera and it’s really how he looks. Daft fat slug.
Maybe he has that filter saved and anytime he uses he it just convinces himself it’s the normal insta camera and it’s really how he looks. Daft fat slug.As the OG of IG I would have thought he’d know how to use a filter without it displaying the filter name on the story but then again that’s no his job.
Also, I thought we were on a bespoke boob job journey this week with it being bustiest, maybe she’ll get a nice lingerie set from the small business shein for her birthday or maybe she is in Katie Price’s dms asking for her castoffs. I eagerly await the reveal.
Also, I thought we were on a bespoke boob job journey this week with it being bustiest, maybe she’ll get a nice lingerie set from the small business shein for her birthday or maybe she is in Katie Price’s dms asking for her castoffs. I eagerly await the reveal.
Of all the stupid comments on his post of eejits saying they thought he was in his 20s or how amazing he looks 🫣 this one proves his followers are as thick as him. Entering his 4th decade....its not difficult maths. How do these people function in daily life?!
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Chuckling/throwing up thinking of Marion taking inspiration from Jordan for his “bustiest week” no ma quote.
I, Marion, Glamour Model.
I, Marion, Glamour Model.
duck me. What a creepy pair of trogs. #heyyouguys
Remember when he spent hours doing his tan and makeup for a big night out and it turned out he was sitting in a drafty Hall watching his niece in her dance troupe? 
bleeping hell, you can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
Daisy Uncle at his finestRemember when he spent hours doing his tan and makeup for a big night out and it turned out he was sitting in a drafty Hall watching his niece in her dance troupe?
Clutching ma beak at the last 24hrs stories. From all the autumn things he’ll absolutely never do, to the chaotic word salad from his latest post and claims he’s not using a filter. He’s a parody and I’ll no hear otherwise.
At least pigs are bonny, mas on the other hand
Your profile pic ahahhahahahhahahhah
Was that the one where he had laid out all his make up he was gonna use during the week?Remember when he spent hours doing his tan and makeup for a big night out and it turned out he was sitting in a drafty Hall watching his niece in her dance troupe?
Uncle Fester has more of a glow about him than Marion
No wonder he don’t like halloween, I bet the little kiddies point at him saying how realistic his ‘costume’ is
No wonder he don’t like halloween, I bet the little kiddies point at him saying how realistic his ‘costume’ is
Whoever called them his Romanian car wash leggings
I bleeping snort everytime I see them I can't lie - he's boring the tits aff me at the moment. If it wasn't for you nasty trolls I would have given up by now. Let's hope his Birthday weekend provides some entertainment 🫢
Hens, I think you all need to take me on an intervention journey as I actually had the following dream/nightmare last night:
For some reason I was in the bedsit, alone. It was as it appears in pics but it was ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING. There were cobwebs (natural not B&M) going across the couch cubes and an old tea bag lying on the floor. I took photos of this and posted it here and you all started heavily advising me to remove the pics as it was evidence I'd broke in. Admin then came along and told me I'd broken the rules.
So who knows what tf my subconscious was working through with that one.
For some reason I was in the bedsit, alone. It was as it appears in pics but it was ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING. There were cobwebs (natural not B&M) going across the couch cubes and an old tea bag lying on the floor. I took photos of this and posted it here and you all started heavily advising me to remove the pics as it was evidence I'd broke in. Admin then came along and told me I'd broken the rules.
So who knows what tf my subconscious was working through with that one.
Can’t believe he had the audacity to say 
no filter when the filter name is literally in the photo 
what a bleeping moron
no filter when the filter name is literally in the photo what a bleeping moron- Status