Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[Pepsi]

Those that are truly are iconic?? Make is make sense. Took me three goes tae try and type it oot #factual
Every single time this plonker types a post it hurts ma heid trying tae read it so feck knows whits goin on in his when he types it so aye
Tonsa love hens

 

[Freefalling]

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Oocha!!

 

[SuzyE]

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Oof, and that team is why he's sounding so needy more than normal. Poor boring Mario

 

[TheFabFader]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.

 

[Ferguson]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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Stop you've achieved absolutely zilch.
You're still in a cuckooed bedsit, still have no friends, debt is higher than ever & you're a stone heavier also.

 

[AllieBee]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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Lol. His changes have turned him into his Aunty's Doris, at least I assume that's who's cardi he's wearing. Granny Mario

 

[Ratgrrl]

He's boring me to death now

 

[Freefalling]

There's a big drip looking for a puddle, paisley quad vacinity what an absolute weapon

Can imagine him squinting into his phone writing this telling Wee Deek to shut up.

Oh I'm gonna laugh all night at this sermon

 

[Lyla001]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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Absolute end. Thats all i have to say on the matter. So aye. Factual.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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“you have to unlock that key for yourself…” WIT?

Although my fav part of the whole rambling is “remind myself when times get tough just what I’ve came through”… Came through what?

Someone needs to take his two phones off him as it’s completely embarrassing at this point, also.

 

[muscadet]

Ffs he sure does spout a lot of pish, you have to pity him really when he thinks he’s actually worked on himself (lost 1lb) and duck knows what else he deems that to be, but now all I’ve got playing in mh head is “I’ve got the key, I’ve got the secret “

 

[SuzyE]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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Secretly, l bet he's friggin dreading hitting the big 40.
Yes it's official Mario. You really are middle aged, so stop with the childish things like Christmas Eve boxes and the rest of the child like things you do...Tit!

 

[Scottishmammy]

Wait a minute! Nae filter?! There’s 100% a filter on that what is he on about?!

 

[Shmebulock]

Nae filter, aye.... this is what he looks like with nae filter...lying scroat

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why is one side of his head creased tae duck? Needs a good iron, it's all bunched up. Ugly fat witch

 

[Skyflier6727]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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What exactly has he “been through” (other than a million bits of tat in Home Bargains?)

 

[Realhousemouse]

The name of the filter is literally written in the top corner…you can try it out and it 100% makes you look different.

 

[Galaxy 10]

No filter his arm looks like a childs and he's shaved off his chins lying ... his beak will have grown by morning

 

[nefariousnellie]

New post alert and guess what? It’s utter bollocks with the usual mangled, word-salad English.
Do yourself a favour, Marion, and sign up for a help yourself to better English course next month instead of faffing around with plastic pumpkins and hot chocolate. Also.
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His captions genuinely remind me of Britney Spears' posts - load of nonsense!

 

[Poptart]

Nae filter? It literally says the name of the filter top left hand corner! I tried it and it completely changed my skin. bleeping hell stop lying!!!