I’m mair excited for this tit show of a 40th than I was for my ownThread suggestion:
Turning 40 with Sharty Marty, it’s gonna be one hell of a Tattlers party
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See, I think that this is evidence that he’s a parody.
Beautiful writing. Doesn’t fit with his narrative of never going to school.
The note is well written and doesn’t contain the spelling errors he’s always making on Instagram- even “grateful” is correct, and lots of people get that one wrong.
Far too many exclamation marks, but we move.
Beautiful writing. Doesn’t fit with his narrative of never going to school.
The note is well written and doesn’t contain the spelling errors he’s always making on Instagram- even “grateful” is correct, and lots of people get that one wrong.
Far too many exclamation marks, but we move.
It’s still in the post
it will arrive next week and he’ll be giving it “omg ma lovelies I bought this absolutely ages and ages and months ago and omg av been using it every single day it’s a payoor stapul” as he hauds up a bottle that’s full to the brim n never been sloshed aboot any boady
It looks like Mrs Hinch's writing so aye. I bet she had to do a bespoke translation on his wee illiterate ramblings
No way he wrote that! I imagine his writing compared to the 4 year olds I work with
Mebbes Martin has been trolling us all along! It's really the brother Johnny and his bidie in who huv created the characters Wee Deek and Beak. We see the gruesome twosome gawn tae and in the brother's house, but never photographed with the brother. Rayn looks pissed aff as it's Miss Dolleeehh in a cat suit!!
Ah shud huv been a detective!!! Tomorrow ah wull solve who is Bible John, also.
He always has to jump on the bandwagon. Like he genuinely gives a tit!. Prick.
I thought that as well. Probably translated it and it was wrote out by her. If not it's definitely a female imo
He signed it from the bloody cat also
Ah huv a pal that puts a paw print fur her dug, and puts lots of love and woofs. Ah've goat pet fish so might stick in sum watter fae the tank oan her birthday caird, and say lots of love and splashesHe signed it from the bloody cat also
Madge, you've pure got me clutching ma beak at the bidie in commentMebbes Martin has been trolling us all along! It's really the brother Johnny and his bidie in who huv created the characters Wee Deek and Beak. We see the gruesome twosome gawn tae and in the brother's house, but never photographed with the brother. Rayn looks pissed aff as it's Miss Dolleeehh in a cat suit!!
Ah shud huv been a detective!!! Tomorrow ah wull solve who is Bible John, also.
When I moved from Glasgow to Aberdeenshire I first heard that expression and it took me way to long to work it out but it's a stoater
Ah thought it was a weegie saying.Madge, you've pure got me clutching ma beak at the bidie in comment
When I moved from Glasgow to Aberdeenshire I first heard that expression and it took me way to long to work it out but it's a stoater
Just as well he doesn't usually speak on things like that, he knows nothing. Jail for Letby will not be luxurious, what on earth is the fat tart on about. And personally I would rather see her suffer for the rest of her life than go the way of America with the death penalty. Anyway, you already live in a prison cell Sharty
Possibly but id never heard it, so bloody funny though. Reminds me of ma old Papa, oi Doll, do you think it's outside yer inAh thought it was a weegie saying.
if getting a bit halley racketHa ha it’s bad when Britain’s most prolific child murder will have a bigger / better gaff than oor maid Marion (she will probs have more petty cash as well !)
(But ps not trying to make light of the at she has done , f’ her and what she done to those poor babies and families , hope she burns in hell)
Hens I’ve been messing around with intermittent fasting and exercise to try and drop some weight and all this time all I needed to do was eat a chicken Kiev for the weight to drop off me 
Boy do I feel foolish
Boy do I feel foolishBet u any money the thick cnut thinks a stone is 10lb
and even at that no way has he lost anything with the shite he eats and all that salt
He had a scribe and nae debates. No way did Marion's shaky strangler fingers write that.
I can't believe he signed that book from Rayn too.... omg that name gives me the ick. I feel for the poor cat, but it's name really grates on me, especially the way it is spelt 
Hannah probably rewrote it. That’s never his writing.
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