So the self declared Autumn King is just gonna skip right past Autumn then? Grown adults who make Christmas and Autumn their entire personality are just the worst.
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The only bum worms Mario's got
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For someone who doesnae want a fuss, she's constantly posting to remind Hinch it's her birthday coming up. What a big fat elephant's cankle.
I find it utterly baffling that he shares this stuff.
I'd love to know what it means to him, he literally lives for buying tat and sharing it. His whole life is just shopping and wishing away the seasons.
#iambaffled
I'd love to know what it means to him, he literally lives for buying tat and sharing it. His whole life is just shopping and wishing away the seasons.
#iambaffled
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He’s maybe changed stone bracket, and thinks that means a stone.
Not to cast aspersions on his intelligence, but…. aye. It’s clear he was missing the day they handed out brains.
Not to cast aspersions on his intelligence, but…. aye. It’s clear he was missing the day they handed out brains.
Thick bastard probably means ounces
Ya can ask a hunered times a day Mario but the universe is fallin short oan the wisdom giveaway so aye #factual also
I just keep giggling about wurms
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With his bespoke Kerry katona eyes he probably can’t see the dial on the scales. Unless he pops inta that small business “boots” and uses theirs?
Saturday and Sunday. Then Monday.
Like a Craig David song.
Like a Craig David song.
It reminds me cos I’ve put on over a stone since my beautiful dad passed away in may, all the food and wine since then has not helped me, but I’ve got my tit together starting this week. I literally broke my scales am no that fat hens but starting to resemble the shape of an an egg.. the spring in the battery snapped off.. I instantly thought of Maria.. fs.
am no that fat hens but starting to resemble the shape of an an egg.. the spring in the battery snapped off.. I instantly thought of Maria.. fs.
He obviously canny read a set of scales cause he’s never lost 5lb in a week bleeping fanny
bleeping fanny
How is a jail sentence life a luxury? She will never step foot outside into society ever again. She will be on suicide watch no doubt but child killers don't get it easy in jail with other inmates. I hope she lives till she's 100 in there longer she in jail the better.
Marion would know all about living in a cell that he calls a luxury. Also.
He obviously canny read a set of scales cause he’s never lost 5lb in a week
I thought this too! Or he doesn’t know that 14lbs = a stone 
This numb nut thinks there’s 10lb in a stone doesn’t he? Daft bastard.
Seen on Greedys thread that she has another book coming out soon. Another wee trip to London for Macaroni?!
So he thinks he’s in with the influencers partying with them in London a few months back at the book signing including “label lady” but yes this idiot broadcasts on his stories that he bought Rayns litter label from eBay!! Hardly supporting each other is it wing nut ???
Thread - Squirrels in the loft? Nah, just bs & bum worms from Paisley's body double to Sloth!
There you go Mario. You want to act like an old fart, so this has your name on it 
Same, i know it no longer requires the claps of those who never clapped but I can't think of single thing clap-worthy thing it's ever achieved. Ever. Also
He always has to jump on the bandwagon. Like he genuinely gives a tit!. Prick.
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