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[peachy-keen]

Have you'se both got your birthday outfits ordered fae Shein?

Did you'se practice your make up weeks ago also?

lilac leggings have been acquired. Might ask Mr Peach to get me a wee Roy cropper bag to match

 

[Ferguson]

lilac leggings have been acquired. Might ask Mr Peach to get me a wee Roy cropper bag to match

Pyoor stunning hen.

Get yoursel tae the hairdressers. Have a few clumps cut oot x

 

[Lornamac1809]

Gutted to share a birthday month with the illiterate, fat slug.

You only share a month I have to share a date! But I’m older so it was mine first 🫣

 

[geezabreak]

These fish n chips flavour criss are unreal...wtf they're pickled onion flavour! Capeesh also

 

[nefariousnellie]

These fish n chips flavour criss are unreal...wtf they're pickled onion flavour! Capeesh alsoView attachment 2347225

Ffs every day it’s something daft with this one

 

[SuzyE]

These fish n chips flavour criss are unreal...wtf they're pickled onion flavour! Capeesh alsoView attachment 2347225

You really couldn't make it up at how thick he is. His whole family must cringe at his posts

 

[Popper]

Cannot wait until the weather picks up again and we get some scorchio sunshine and this wee wank stain is greetin into his plastic pumpkins and cheap mugs that it’s too warum

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Cannot wait until the weather picks up again and we get some scorchio sunshine and this wee wank stain is greetin into his plastic pumpkins and cheap mugs that it’s too warum

Ah a nice wee Indian summer and he is drop kicking pumpkins all aroon the bedsit IYKYK nae debates

 

[twilightgarden]

You only share a month I have to share a date! But I’m older so it was mine first 🫣

You’re the OG hen

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I've been in for a wee procedure today and it's agony to laugh. I cannae read anymore Marion or I'm gonna burst a stitch. It's too much.

 

[Madge2022]

Your profile pic makes me howl

It's the luscious lips that are

Looks like he's just taken his dentures out tae gie wee Deek a gummy. A tenner a sook.
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Me three

Me four!

Will we huv a wee fancy dress party at Jam Jars. Theme is come as your favourite Martin. Ah wull be dressed up as his dad's baws, where he shud huv stayed.

 

[Lisav]

Imagine the only things you had “to look back on” was two shelves of poorly made wax melts with your signature on cardboard. What a bleeping life.

Got them displayed like a frigging Oscar

 

[Madge2022]

Got them displayed like a frigging Oscar

Is Derek allowed to have anything of his on display, the whole place centres around Martin. A while back he showed something of Derek's from his army days that he said he was going to frame it. Have never saw it again. Selfish prick.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Is Derek allowed to have anything of his on display

Just his gums, ma lovelie.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Is Derek allowed to have anything of his on display, the whole place centres around Martin. A while back he showed something of Derek's from his army days that he said he was going to frame it. Have never saw it again. Selfish prick.

Deek isn't even allowed coathangers ma lovelie.

IYKYK
IYDKGTK

 

[Madge2022]

Just his gums, ma lovelie.

And his petty cash tin.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Me three

Me tae
Tho I'm far more interested in his 40th birthday outfit than my own. I'm just no as boujee as him. No fur me aw that.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Does he think he’s an entrepreneur now?!

Can’t wait to see how he spells it!

 

[Madge2022]

Can’t wait to see how he spells it!

B.O.S.S.B.A.B.E.

 

[Skyflier6727]

It's the luscious lips that are

Looks like he's just taken his dentures out tae gie wee Deek a gummy. A tenner a sook.
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A tenner a sook!! Actual howling. Factual