“I can’t not breathe”………..Ugh he's so crass at times on social media
This bastard is looking at his skin through a filter, because we see anything but a flawless complexion
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Scotland is basically Narnia then, fur autumn. Canni wait tae see his #gifted sign saying autumn leaves are fallling
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His pal Miss Greedychops #furrycupdrinkerMaking a massive song and dance about jizz on his face. Let’s be honest we a million percent know he’s had jizz on his face!
i mean who hasn’t?!
I'm no oil painting but he is bleeping brutal looking. Says a lot when a filter can't even fix him. And them bloody pores. yuk.
Reminds me that I need tae get ma thyroid checked hen…
You could put that picture oan the mantelpiece tae keep the weans away fae the fire!
Hay, he’s abzalootly fine noo and doesn’t let the trolls bother him like he used to. He doesn’t go looking for the troll comments. His therapy helped him rise above us.
Except, time and time again he makes it clear that he still does read here and is more than bothered.
Also to add, he is so ugly. If your skin is that good, let the beauts see it without a constant filter on. Come on then Marion? Us trolls are waiting…..
Except, time and time again he makes it clear that he still does read here and is more than bothered.
Also to add, he is so ugly. If your skin is that good, let the beauts see it without a constant filter on. Come on then Marion? Us trolls are waiting…..
I bet he sits doon on the staff room sofa, criss, joos, hoosecoat tae read tattle aww cosy every day.
Then gets fumming and starts stomping roon the bedsit having a witch fit. Wee Deek too stoned to notice.
Ffs First off, hope you had a good read here, Mario 
Nice to see we've triggered you.
New profile pics lads and lasses
Definite proof that his skin isn't as good as what he thinks it is. It's a feckin mess with those open pores, and to top it off that mahoosive zit on his extremely large beak
My sympathies that you weren't blessed with good looks, ya middle aged freak!.
First off, hope you had a good read here, Mario Nice to see we've triggered you.New profile pics lads and lasses
Definite proof that his skin isn't as good as what he thinks it is. It's a feckin mess with those open pores, and to top it off that mahoosive zit on his extremely large beak
My sympathies that you weren't blessed with good looks, ya middle aged freak!.
Like anyone could get it up around that face, never mind jizz on it. Yer ugly inside and oot “Mas” 
Aww Mazza have us we tattle trolls a shout out! 
He's chanting us all oan fae the rooftops and so forth also xAww Mazza have us we tattle trolls a shout out!
The massive beak. The eye bags. The greasy skin. The huge pores and the massive blackheads. Aye, fabulous skin there.
God he’s so hilariously deluded.
God he’s so hilariously deluded.
Stay away from the window, Mario, or the junkies neighbours will really think it’s Halloween.
Asking his polis work colleagues (definitely no pals) oan his 15 minute shift if they kin arrest us, if he shines their truncheons extra speshul.
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Ah'm getting quite expert in this editing (adding text box) malarkey, oor resident artist @hopethishelpsallthebest will be livid and calling me her troll
Ok ok, I'll tell yous'e all the real skin care secret he's you's'ing. He sneezed in his hands and spreads the snot over his face. Mario serum™
How dare youse, he has rescued that small unknown annual tradition of Halloween by allowing his face tae be used as the scoattish Halloween cake, don't message this page ever again!!!!
Stay in your ain lane and stop doing the joab that isnae your joab, that is my joab but not my joab, also! Affronted! Etc! Capeesh! Also! And so forth. Tons blessings!Asking his polis work colleagues (definitely no pals) oan his 15 minute shift if they kin arrest us, if he shines their truncheons extra speshul.
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Ah'm getting quite expert in this editing (adding text box) malarkey, oor resident artist @hopethishelpsallthebest will be livid and calling me her troll
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