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Out of date make up oan yer face. Wearing lilac Nike leggings al over the place, also.
Out of date make up oan yer face. Wearing lilac Nike leggings al over the place, also.
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I bloody told you lot it was autumn, so aye 
So he bought one mug along wi aw that other shite tat... There's 2 of them in that house, why would you just buy 1? Is he that selfish and self centered? I'd take all that crap he just bought and shove it doon the chute tae keep the cushion cover company. A pile o keich.
Can’t wait to see this “gorg outfit” he’s got for his 40th…
Ha I was just gonna wrote exactly the same! On a scale of 0-10 how hideous do we reckon its gonna be, I'm going for 10!
I bet it’s highly flammable
I just know that none of it is going to match and overall be absolutely vomit inducing.
please tell me he’s wearing shorts. And that deed Deek is wearing his primark aviator sunglasses.Right loving that shot in the wild
BUT since you love spending so much gonnie buy an iron and sort yourself out
Watching the dots of doom from last night, it annoys the life out of me when he clearly starts the video but faces away from the camera so that he can turn into it as it starts? As if he’s been caught by surprise
Your Autumn haul is shite ALSO
BUT since you love spending so much gonnie buy an iron and sort yourself out
Watching the dots of doom from last night, it annoys the life out of me when he clearly starts the video but faces away from the camera so that he can turn into it as it starts? As if he’s been caught by surprise
Your Autumn haul is shite ALSO
A 40 year old man using the term “gorg”
I hope he irons the bleeping thing after seeing the state of his jacket today
That stupid cushion looks like it says cfall or efall.
Stunning quality of polyesterI bet it’s highly flammable
Can I just let you lovely hens know that watching his autumn haul is most definitely NOT my idea of a treat #factual
duck my bleeping life huns. I booked a wee Haven getaway last Thursday for 18/8. I change time zones weekly (it's wank, an office somewhere annoyingly hot when working - no smell the wealth).So, I wanted a traditional British holiday with ma weans and dog. Oh and Mr Caw.
Well duck me sideways. Yesterday I had an email to say Havenfest, whatever the duck that is was cancelled. I wondered why I had the mail.
Not long ago had a check out email.
Guess which bleep should be at Primrose bastard Valley now!! Just had to book again as Mr Caw will have me over that bath - not in a good way I've pissed money up the wall Maz style. I'm gutted. Capish.
Well duck me sideways. Yesterday I had an email to say Havenfest, whatever the duck that is was cancelled. I wondered why I had the mail.
Not long ago had a check out email.
Guess which bleep should be at Primrose bastard Valley now!! Just had to book again as Mr Caw will have me over that bath - not in a good way
I've pissed money up the wall Maz style. I'm gutted. Capish.
Oh my days! Tattler of the year hen!My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
Mario you stupid man. He's talking about partying hard then doing the walk of shame going to work 
Something l can't imagine you've ever done with your boring lifestyle.....Ah happy memories for me though 
Something l can't imagine you've ever done with your boring lifestyle.....Ah happy memories for me though 
He's trolling us at this point saying he knows what graft is. Let alone hard graft.Mario you stupid man. He's talking about partying hard then doing the walk of shame going to work
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This fanny fart has clearly never lived.
What a wet quilt of a man.
1. Spunking over a mug. A 40yr old man.
2. Wanking over a season. We are still in summer.
3. The bleeping lilac leggings again.
4. The photo in the wild. Oooof. What was he talking about on his phone?
2. Wanking over a season. We are still in summer.
3. The bleeping lilac leggings again.
4. The photo in the wild. Oooof. What was he talking about on his phone?
I feel like Summer needs to represent more as a season with home decorating purchasing power. The problem is that all the stores stock kit for either going abroad or on UK holidays, or for outdoor garden living. Poor Mazda can't be loving on a season that doesn't allow him to buy tat for his postage stamp Beirut pad ....hence why he moves quickly into Autumn and Christmas.
Come on Temu or Shein bring home the indoor of a flat summer and a buying extravaganza and Mario will be the Queen of Summer loving!
Come on Temu or Shein bring home the indoor of a flat summer and a buying extravaganza and Mario will be the Queen of Summer loving!
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