Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[twilightgarden]

I’ve no got ma face oan the day and was looking a bit rough. I saw these Marion pics and now I feel really beaut. Cheers Marion hen.

 

[Anti-influencer]

He's looking like a cross breed between Rodney off Only Fools And Horses and Woody off Toy Story. So aye.

Mare like Sid fae Toy Story, same hair and dodgy brow work

 

[Manbagzda]

Jaysus he is one ugly fucker isn't he

 

[Karenharte17]

Deek: Mario man, I wanna drive. It’s a big wurld out there and I need to spread me wings.

Mario: Telt ye what, Derek ma lovelie, ah’ll arrange avrything for yas. Yoo just gimme yer little purse and ah’ll figure it all out.

~ The next day ~

Deek: Mario man, ave yoo ad any luck wiv ma lessons? The boys doon at the orange lodge are ahl turnin’ 17 soon and said their mas have buked them lessons.

Mario: I, Mas, hav called not wan, not two, but 34 driving instructors today Derek ma lovelie and they’re all booked up until 2038. Covid lovelie, Covid. The global pandemic resulted in loads of peeps wanting to git as far away frum the slums o’ Paisley as they could. Anto doonstairs has stole enough carburetors and has his own Micra noo.
By the way, you owe me £10 because I used up all ma pay as you go minutes and needed a wee top-up also.
Can I make it up to you with a wee nosh?

*Deek has flashbacks to Mario’s BJ face*

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Deek: Ah nah, it’s alreet. You’ve worked hard enough today cheering on small businesses like McDonald’s. It’s almost 8pm and past your bedtime. I’ll Febreeze yoor housecoat and be reet in.

Absolutely howling

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Not gonna lie ma lovelies, ahm beside masel tae see what he’s wearing with his orange tan.

 

[Karenharte17]

He’s utterly revolting and so forth!! Boke

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His chin merged into his neck
Not attractive mazza

 

[Popper]

Buzzin for the outfit reveal. Did the ugly bugger tell us where he’s going? And who with? Canny mind as a switched aff during the dots of doom

 

[Cinpab]

Honestly, imagine having a face like that and posting photos for the world to see.

The confidence though him and label lady are an ugly pair of fuckers but my god do they think they’re stunners

 

[Shrekssister]

How long til his birthday so we can see this birthday outfit.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Jesus that pic of him this morning. He looks like he’s aged 20 yrs over night. He’s also filtered that pic and managed to make it worse? Filters are meant to make you look better! So if that’s what he looks like with a filter imagine without. Very unfortunate looking worm he is.

 

[Sloppys]

How does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?

 

[Poptart]

I need a tena lady I am that excited to see the outfit!

Wearing the skanky hoosecoat over the polo shirt....the flat must be freezing!

 

[Shrekssister]

How does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?

What’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies

 

[GiftedNotFree]

How does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?

Christ! He looks 80 here my 77 year old neighbour looks more youthful. What a rodent.

 

[Lyla001]

What’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies

Dish towel . My neighbour does this, puts a manky housecoat over her full outfit as soon as she gets in. bloody odd!

 

[Doodlebug71]

What’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies

It's a bleeping straight jacket the thick bleep needs not a granny's bed jacket

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Nah, as if he's put his nans cardi oan? Looks his usual ninny self also.

 

[muscadet]

What in the name of all that is Holy is that outfit all about!! The cardigan! The trainers! The stupid under shirt

 

[Johnnoijones]

Make it Make sense. Marion the fat slut with a frogs throat, a nose that has more bumps on it than a London road, rotters hair and a nasty selfish personality. Then Domboi who looks nice and isn't unfortunate looking like or wee Marion. Like what is Deek thinking?


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That domboi is a wee ride!!!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Not gonna lie ma lovelies, ahm beside masel tae see what he’s wearing with his orange tan.

And it did not disappoint. It shows he has no true pals coz if any of my pals sent me that asking my opinion I would be on the phone straight away!