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I’ve woke my husband up silent laughing at that first one, was trying to hold my laughs in like Mario and a shart but just like the aforementioned its all come out. Saved it to my photos for any bad days
I read it back to myself afterwards and realised I made them sound like Sid the Sexist out of Viz
Tits oot for the lads, Mario.
Saturday night and he's on the joos.
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He's looking like a cross breed between Rodney off Only Fools And Horses and Woody off Toy Story. So aye.
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He's looking like a cross breed between Rodney off Only Fools And Horses and Woody off Toy Story. So aye.
It’s Friday, ma lovelie. You’re like oor own bespoke Mario losing track of the time.
Oh Jesus lol. I'm a night shift worker my days and nights are all over the place lol
Jeez I just nearly pissed myself he is beyond ugly he is HIDEOUS
Ma lovelies, he’s not wearing his bespoke engagement rings OR his even more bespoke back up daytime work based engagement rings
Mibbe it’s off getting cleaned again. Or Derek said he actually doesn’t mind no driving so Mario’s flung it at him in a hufMa lovelies, he’s not wearing his bespoke engagement rings OR his even more bespoke back up daytime work based engagement rings
Looks like Derek's shot his load on his face
He's such a cockeyed ugly fecker
He's such a cockeyed ugly fecker
Tattie hearts fur ma new bespoke pic hen
Also, this page should have a trigger warning with all these hideous screenshots of Marion, also
Honestly, imagine having a face like that and posting photos for the world to see.Looks like Derek's shot his load on his face
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Thank you for the boujee new profile pic.
Make it Make sense. Marion the fat slut with a frogs throat, a nose that has more bumps on it than a London road, rotters hair and a nasty selfish personality. Then Domboi who looks nice and isn't unfortunate looking like or wee Marion. Like what is Deek thinking?
God there something so wrong with him. Like he fell out of the ugly tree, into the thick as tit tree and hit every branch on the way down.Looks like Derek's shot his load on his face
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Maybe it was Dom who fucked Derek off because he’s a massive stoner with rank breath caused by the rotting gums. Also, the fact Derek is a massive racist. He’s no a catch
Sometimes I watch the dots of doom with sound off because the sound of his voice makes my skin crawl. But I cannot for the life of me figure out what these captions are trying to say.
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If you had a face like oor Marion you’d really take steps to enhance your personality/intelligence wouldn’t you. But no, not Marion. Thick as tit, horrible, nasty personality and absolutely no life. Grim.
Ma hen honestly cannae blame the captions he’s that illiterate that probably is what the stupid slut actually said
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