Is that his big reveal that he's been creaming his pants over for weeks? Is that IT? Pathetic.
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You wull need a joabby stashun in your fablon wrapped kitchen ma lovelie
His breeze come fae bespoke blow backs from wee Deek when hes tokin"Fresh breeze"!And where do YOU get your fresh breeze from, Marlon?
I mean, you can't open the window because Rayn will try tae escape again.
Why is he such a fucken moron?
Like honestly, how isn't he not embarrassed by his whole being?
His home range could be “how to sponge aff eh social” starter pack …. Including a badly painted flat entrance phone, bin juice from the shower tray, rats in the attic, 14 hoovers, lilac leggings and wrapped designer cornflake boxes
Ear diffusers. She's dropping us wee bespoke hints aboot her new hoose range.
CoMiNg SoOn to a bin near you.
CoMiNg SoOn to a bin near you.
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Ffs
Why the duck have I just got this text 
I’ll see myself out also
This was no me
I’ll see myself out also
This was no me
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Please stop this Marion. Please.
ETA I just noticed the date. How did I miss this whopper?
ETA I just noticed the date. How did I miss this whopper?
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That silly slag has paid nearly a tenner for one clamshell of wax melts? Cozzy Liv crisis who?
Bespoke title suggestion because I just cannae let this pass us by
cleaning with mario #105: best dugs include beejongs and blind nikitas
cleaning with mario #105: best dugs include beejongs and blind nikitas
No junk for him for lunch so he’s having sugar loaded cereal!! 
Aw ma lovelies, am too hungover for this the day. Had too many lethal drinks last night and so forth. Fresh breeze (inspired!) and a PICTURE OF A WASHING LINE!? Oor H has to be trolling him!!!!! He’s a troll, she’s a troll. Boujie beejong also.
Who are these loons paying over the odds for wax melts????? honest to goodness wise up.
There's nothing else fur it, youse need tae get yourself intae the bougie witness protection programme, and so forth, also.Why the duck have I just got this text
I’ll see myself out also
This was no me
Just hud tae check it wiznae April 1st ma lovelies! He is well and truly trolling us wie that bespoke limited offering in the scent Fresh Breeze 
He widnae know a fresh breeze if it wafted oar his fizog.
The only melt here is YOU Marion. Get back in yer lane, sit doon an get some class!
He widnae know a fresh breeze if it wafted oar his fizog.
The only melt here is YOU Marion. Get back in yer lane, sit doon an get some class!
54 comments = not even 0.05% of your "followers"
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Aye definitely the right time tae release your home range.
Amazing.
Nay wunner you're the OG of that app.
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Aye definitely the right time tae release your home range.
Amazing.
Nay wunner you're the OG of that app.
What in the name.of duck is an ear diffuser? I am so confused. Also, how does a wax melt make your wash smell great. And last question, how much postage do these rip off merchants charge?
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