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Ah possibly yes.I think something sea or ocean theme
Tae take him baaaaaccckk to so many exotic places.
The cooncil collection.
Costa del Blackpool
Mebbes the Spanish flair cleaner that he said was the best, even though P&G gifted him a bottle of flash.I think something sea or ocean theme
Or a McGills bus range. Eau de pish, alkis vomit or the bong oan the bus.
ETA: haud the McGill's bus....
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Whit does Martin ken aboot a fresh breeze, his gaff has so many diffusers, plug ins and chemicals fresh air is non-existent.
Unless he thinks fresh breeze smells like the mean streets of Beirut
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"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name 
He's telling Hannah he thinks it's time 'WE' step away from the sweet perfume scents...He really is talking like he's got shares in the place to voice an opinion
He's telling Hannah he thinks it's time 'WE' step away from the sweet perfume scents...He really is talking like he's got shares in the place to voice an opinion
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Remember it's noo bespoke scents, no dyoops. But Martin will tell us wit other scent it smells like, destroying their bespoke advertising. Knowing him will smell like the black orchid range"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name
I’ve just watched his first couple o stories and am aboot peeing ma pants. Clam pack and pacifically hiv me deed. 
I hate the way he says febreeze and breeze. Fat duck. No fresh breeze going on in that bug hotel. He put up a sneak peak the other day of clothes on a washing line, the audacity. A 40 year old woman who's never owned a washing line. Reusing the Marion oil bottles which didnae sell, I see. What an absolute fat, blobfish loser worm. Also.
Haw Mas great advertising, why 'youse' 30 words when you can 'youse' 45775322567 and so forth. Also.
I was hoping it was going to be called “bleep washings”"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name
He's telling Hannah he thinks it's time 'WE' step away from the sweet perfume scents...He really is talking like he's got shares in the place to voice an opinion
One step too far Fatty McKnight.
You cannot be a real person.
A bleeping washing line on your product, when you don't even have your own door. Let alone a garden.
Give up now.
You cannot be a real person.
A bleeping washing line on your product, when you don't even have your own door. Let alone a garden.
Give up now.
Totally thought he was talking to himself there ffs. Also.
I cannae cope wae this the day.
Highly disappointed he hasn’t put limited “addition” like he usually does. Oooorrr Hannah must have told him what to put and how to spell it this time
I sooner boil a shite in ma kettle than put any of his honkin chemical pish in ma house.
"Fresh breeze"! And where do YOU get your fresh breeze from, Marlon? I mean, you can't open the window because Rayn will try tae escape again. 
Why is he such a fucken moron? 
Like honestly, how isn't he not embarrassed by his whole being? 
And where do YOU get your fresh breeze from, Marlon? I mean, you can't open the window because Rayn will try tae escape again. Why is he such a fucken moron? Like honestly, how isn't he not embarrassed by his whole being? 
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