Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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That's also his sexy time voice, Deek I've got ma winky oot
 
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I wonder if Dulux will collaborate with him. A nice grey shade known as 'rigourmortis'.

Wee Hannah Hen looks like she's banging class A's up her beak!!
 
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Why does this idiot talk like AMA is his company as well. Wishful thinking, Mario!

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Second hand embarrassment for him. Makes it even sadder when you remember that nevermind it not being his, it isn't her's either! The bf (is he still? I've not paid attention to her for ages) could take it all away in a heartbeat no doubt! So yes, Black Orchid got you so far .
 
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Shall we all take bets on what his stinky wax melts are gonna be called:

Pumpkin Dreams
Pumpkin Patch
Pumpkin Pistachio Patchouli
Fireworks
Deek's Breath
 
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life dysmorphia hen
 
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What does Beejong mean?
 
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And does he own any other trousers also?? Those lilac leggings seem to be attached to him permanently
 
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Late to the party with oor Martin’s stories from yesterday but I was oot living ma best life with ma phone held high and sipping *those* lethal drinks.

Those mugs were fucking bogging as was the other stuff he was showing off whilst shaking like a shitting blind Nikita dug… And as for the home collection, well I’ve never laughed so much

Dead Deek is defo enjoying experiencing what it’s like to lie on a proper sofa and not one made out of cardboard boxes but imagine your life being that sad that you’re babysitting your brothers dog on a Saturday night while he’s off out living his best life
 
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That voice that he uses for Dully the BeeJong Dug gives me Savile vibes.

Hope you'se are aww cosy and ready for the big reveal also.
 
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His own home range? I beg your fucking pardon!?

She's cling filmed Deek's council kitchen and now she's fancying Herself n Deek as Paisley's answer to Justin and Colin.

Get in yer Joseph Joseph bin/fridge blocker ya fucking deluded crack heed!
Haha and somehow in the process manages to make that small business Smeg look shit.
 
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The Home Collection by Mario.

For the hunners of millions of you'se that aspire to cuckoo a bedsit on a rough council estate & fill it with cheap plastic tat.

#boujee
#bespoke
#also
 
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Mr Peach was trying to bargain with baby Peach today to get her to stop fussing and he ended his sentence with capeesh. Should I pack mine and the baby’s stuff now and leave or…?
Hes not a closet Mario fan is he.
Keep an eye on him hen , if he starts wearing a hoosecoat and begins stuffing xmas shite in every orifice of yer hoose - id get to the divorce court pronto! Factual..also
 
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