Hen's I'm feart that her bus has broken down, the noo? Why isn't she hame telling us she's aw cosy? Affronted.
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If the bus has broken doon I’ll bet the wee man Derek has fucked aff again tae get the train like when Hannah had a flat tyre. IYKYN
Aye, they took one look at Maz in his nannas clothes and sped off in the other direction....!
Can’t believe there has been no update, the night has obviously took a bad turn 
Oh good god. Fat pig has been eating all day. He rolled home.
Wow, look what we've missed out on lads. So jealous 
The sister has tried her hand at a graze table and it looks like a donkey has shat on it 
Aunty Mavis probably died in the one he was wearing earlier
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Is that the famous drinks trolley he once had and gave it to the sister? A night with family and 'friends' yeah Marion probably your parents or siblings friends.
I wonder if they got the train there and last train back am assuming his sister lives down Ayrshire.
I wonder if they got the train there and last train back am assuming his sister lives down Ayrshire.
That's the 7 pounds back on also #factual
St. Mario of Small Businesses.
He even has a halo over his massive heid.
He even has a halo over his massive heid.
No bleeping way has she packed her nike trainers away for holiday next year, that's without the new nike dunks, and baby blue Adidas ones and this fat hooker ends up wearing Shein shoes? Get tae duck.
Cardi ASOS, as seen on screen in the launderette in EastEnders twenty years ago.
Oh feck off you big fanny
Ma lovelies can you help please. A just dinnae know but I need tae git tae know how Marion's haircut looks like 3 different haircuts on wan heid
Yeah hen, protractor oan top, stickle bricks oan the sides, pigeon feathers on the back. Hope that helps lovely.
None will drop them aff at
Them trainers are gonna hurt all the while he is pretending he's got petite feet and buys them 2 sizes too small. And I can't stop laughing at that cardi. You're such an old woman Maz
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