I’m pretty sure he’s told deek to crouch in that photo and he’s covered him in text boxes. Even his phone is still unlocked
The price you pay fur wearing Gucci ma lovelie!Hahaha him saying his shite Shein trainers killed his feet reminded me ae that time he wore his Guccis oot n aboot and hud tae get the train hame early coz his feet were sare
Exactly, like most of these loons.The shein trainers have made my week, he clearly buys tit just for Instagram content then sends it back. Maz where did the crocs, Ugg slippers, custom dunks all go????
He is full of tit. Also who eats all that graze platter then has a Chinese?
His entire life makes zero sense
Aye same hen.Please tell me baking shite cakes and filling tables with food, isn’t Krystal chandelier’s only income?
Spends hundreds of pounds on bespoke, custom made trainers and he wears shein ones that hurt his feet?
Also can’t wait for the beaut make up dots of doom today. Criss and joos are ready fur it.
Exactly hen make it make sense!No bleeping way has she packed her nike trainers away for holiday next year, that's without the new nike dunks, and baby blue Adidas ones and this fat hooker ends up wearing Shein shoes? Get tae duck.
He's gonna be so angry in his dots of doom, he will have read here and seen we have taken the piss out of him and his nannas cardi all weekend. He's not gonna be happy!Hens ahm on holiday in that place "abroad" (the wealth) and ahv goat a wee bit of sun burn on my face. Reminded me of Daisy Uncle's last makeup haul where he showed us whit products can gie us the "sunburnt look". Nae makeup required fur me the noo but ahm still going to strap in fur his makeup dots of doom later so I can get tae know. Tonsa love xxx
While sharing Aesthetic videos of stuff he will literally never do.Sunday is his fave day of the week because he can lie around on his arse all day having a ‘reset day’ without having to pretend he’s got so many gorjus weekend plans ma lovelies.
Honestly so tragic the only time he wears tan and make up is to go to his sisters or brothers social events. Yet has more make up than I’ve had my whole life is his bed sit. Factual
Sad little loser.Sunday is his fave day of the week because he can lie around on his arse all day having a ‘reset day’ without having to pretend he’s got so many gorjus weekend plans ma lovelies.
Honestly so tragic the only time he wears tan and make up is to go to his sisters or brothers social events. Yet has more make up than I’ve had my whole life is his bed sit. Factual
Was content creation no the purpose of the laptop? Where is that laptop?The Edinburgh reel he shared is so weird.
He lives close enough to Edinburgh that he could easily go there and film his own content. It’s a stunning city and so easy to get great shots while walking around.
He’s so clueless. He’s also massively lazy. He keeps saying he’s no influencer but then tries to be.
Tip for ya, Martin- make content. You have lots of followers and would get decent views. All you’re doing now is boosting someone else’s content and reminding your own followers that you do sweet fack all other than stuff your face with CackDonald’s and rip open Shein packages with your Salad Fingers fingers.
Cash converters xWas content creation no the purpose of the laptop? Where is that laptop?