Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Madge2022]

Feck me, the 90s called Martin, it wants the soda stream back. #notandad

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I cannae do this today Daisy uncle, I just cannae

so today all I need you all today is get up!

Is this cunt taking the piss? Get up? Some of us have been up since 6, done all the cunt washings and housework already. It's nearly lunchtime and this lazy bastard is telling everyone else to get up, whilst still laying in his shart stained sheets, which no doubt he'll be back in by 7pm. Imagine taking advice off Prince valium off spaceballs. Nah, fuck off you simple minded slag.

 

[Dusky pink]

So that's why he was posting how much he wants a baby last week! Jealously is ugly Maz, and so are you!!!

 

[Macmama]

Hello Marion, the early 2010s called and they want their decor back.

 

[Madge2022]

He's so pathetic and why is he boss eyed? Does he always look like that? Stupid cunt looking for sympathy.

As ma dear auld mum used tae say, wan eye gawn tae the shoap, the other coming back wi the change.

Or in Martin's case, wan eye oan home bargains tat and the other making sure his petty cash tin aka wee Deek husnae disappeared.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Mortgage eyes ...1 fixed 1 variable

Closest he’ll ever get to a mortgage.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why has he got beef with door handles? He refuses to change any of them! Did you see all the crap on top of the cupboards and behind the kitchen door?! Couldn't he have left the litter tray out of his reel. All I noticed was grey cupboards, it looks the same.

This is the dream apparently.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Do people get that excited about bins?

I have bins (Brabantia- smell the wealth) but apart from taking them out of the box and placing them in the corner of the relevant room, I haven’t ever given them much thought.

Did I make a rookie error and miss the opportunity to turn my rubbish into content, or is it just Mario creating literal rubbish content?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Imagine being this ugly

Honkin and so forth

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

The new concrete Lego must be so uncomfortable.

There hasn’t been a single “Dan-yell hen, am pyoor chuffed for yuh and chantin’ yuh on from ma rooftop fur to be achieving the accolades showered apon yuh for the makings of comfort”.

I’d say he’s fuuuuming with the new sofa. It looks awful and now he’s stuck with it.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

They forgot to paint that section of wall under the boiler. Practice makes OK.

 

[Skyflier6727]

“Without death of her addiction involved” what the actual fuck does that mean……? Illiterate wee toad

Edited to add ? as I’m not an illiterate toad

 

[Lyla001]

What a fuckin melt he is ! Grow a pair you moaning twat. What about these people who work in sweaty hospitals for 12 hours a day , or soldiers on the front line in sweltering heat! Honestly, he winds me up. I hope he gets sunstroke on this misterious holiday of his. As you were hens......

 

[Babybail93]

Is it still a present if it was bought with your own money?

 

[CrapEars]

Deeks not too awful until he opens his mouth. Then you see the howling gingivitis gums & he rapidly loses any appeal he might have had

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Does.... does he think he invented the concept of a modular sofa??

 

[GiftedNotFree]

When your bin is bigger than your living quarters so aye and so forth.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

It's like my son's Minecraft house. Why is it soo square? It looks uncomfortable AF.
And how many times can you say 'Corner suite sofa' in only a few minutes?

 

[Madge2022]

I cannae take all credit it was oan an old thread as I was looking fur a pic of the old sofa!

It's yours noo and nae debates
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Oh those kitty footprints are going to drive him BONKERS.

Wull be the first pussy stains ever oan a bumming fort in Beirut towers.

 

[Babybail93]

Remember when he had that countdown going before for some “big” reveal, then got impatient and shot his load early? was it fae the bedroom?